Stuck With Them Pokemon Peeps

More Messed Up Things (CPCQ)

Ash: What if I won't let you come over?

Gary: I know you will, Ashy.

Drew: Cook for Iris or have Jace cook for me. It must be my lucky day. Cook me something, Jacey-Wacey.

Jace: It's only a game.

Drew: I don't care. I'm hungry.

Jace: You sound like Ash.

Ash: No he doesn't.

Gary: Oh! Respectshipping!

Drew: Heck no.

Ash: Cook for Jace or have Misty cook for me. Uh...I don't know.

Jace: Seriously?

Ash: I'd rather have Jace cook for me, but not me cooking for him. At the same time...there's something about Misty's cooking.

Gary: And what's that something?

Ash: She's not a good chef. She's awesome and everything, but her cooking is...eh.

Drew: I can sense Misty's urge to hit you with a mallet right now.

Paul: Cook for Kenny or have Gary cook for me. Gary, do you have secret cooking abilities?

Gary: I mean...I'm like the best chef around.

Jace: No you're not.

Drew: I can say he's a decent cook.

Paul: I'll take that, for as long as I don't have to cook for Kenny.

Jace: Cook for Dawn or have Jessie cook for me. Cook for Dawn.

Drew: I wonder if Jessie is a good cook.

Ash: I don't think so.

Gary: Number three. Marry Drew or kill May.

Ash: Oh.

Paul: *chuckles*

Jace: This is good.

Drew: Either way would lead to my misery.

Gary: I really don't want to marry Drewbae.

Paul: You're the one who gave him the Drewbae pet name.

Gary: So?

Drew: I can't let you kill May.

Ash: You'd rather marry Gary?

Drew: Honestly, yes. Just save May.

Gary: Fine. Because Drewbae loves his May so much, I'll marry him.

Drew: Thank you.

Ash: Arroganceshipping alert.

Jace: 5SOP Cake.

Paul: I see what you did there.

Drew: Now let's forget we talked about that.

Gary: Agreed.

Drew: Marry Max or kill Cilan.

Gary: HAHAHAHA! *slaps knee*

Jace: Oops. Wrong Maple.

Drew: I really don't want to kill Cilan, though.

Gary: But imagine the sadness May would feel if you marry her brother.

Drew: Would she really be sad?

Jace: Here we go again.

Drew: Whatever. I'll marry Max.