Let's talk about sex • muke

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Luke was sitting on his bed, there was a big pout formed on his face that showed how he felt.

He spent an hour cleaning his room, thinking Michael will come over after his training but apparently he was starting to feel ill and didn't want to infect Luke with anything.

He was just thinking about inviting Calum to his house because he won't let a clean room go to waste.

Mikey
Could we do this over the phone?

Mikey
Or facetime or something.

Mikey
I just don't want to ruin your plan and be unprepared for anything

Luke couldn't help but grin.

Lukey
Sure :-)

Lukey
But idk how really

Mikey
Maybe you explain sexualities to me and stuff in detail and then I'll see

Lukey
Well I have most of the pictures of my friends on my phone anyway so I can just send them

Mikey
Great (:

Luke
So we know you're not straight, gynesexual and bisexual

Mikey
Wtf is gynesexual? But I'm not both of the other things.

Lukey
Well, it's when someone is attracted to women, a female person or femininity. So maybe you would like a cross-dresser or just more girly male.

Mikey
Maybe we should leave this gyne-thing in the bunch just in case.

Lukey
Cool. Then we have a pansexual person who can be sexually or romantically attracted to all members of all gender identities. So male, female, trans etc

Mikey
Well again no. A picky one here, and no to any other trans expressions. Not my type.

Lukey
K so no to skoliosexuality.

Lukey
Asexual: a person who generally does not experience sexual attraction (or very little) to any group of people

Lukey
Maybe this one. I c+p it from google bc I can never explain this right

Mikey
What about romantical attraction on this one?

Lukey
Normal. A person can fall in love with someone or be in a relationship with someone just doesn't have a need to do dirty stuff.

Mikey
You're such a loser

Lukey
Do you want me to help you???

Mikey
YES! I'm sorry. I don't feel this one, because I have my.. needs.

Lukey
And then I'm the loser :-)

Mikey
Shut up

Lukey
But think about it, to be asexual you can still have a sex drive, it depends on the person.

Mikey
I'll read about it later, but I'm not that sure on it...

Lukey
Well. Then we're left with androsexuality which is the same as gynesexuality just you have heart eyes for male-looking human beings. Gay and demisexual.

Mikey
Demisexual?

Lukey
Well, for example, I am demisexual. I need to be deeply emotionally or romantically connected with someone in order to find them sexually attractive.

Mikey
Oh

Mikey
But how do you know this if you're a virgin

Lukey
-.-

Lukey
I've done other stuff with people and had two boyfriends

Mikey
Oh sorry. So I think you can explain a bit more about maybe gay, gynesexuality and androsexuality

Lukey
*picture attached*

Lukey
This is Ciara, she's only attracted to man or women with a boy-like look. But she's a no-go for you because she's a woman but I'm pretty sure you can discuss both gynesexuality and androsexuality with her.

Lukey
But we also have my friend Josh who is gay but he is a cross-dresser. He's very slutty so if you're gay or androsexual he can take you to paradise.

Lukey
*picture attached*

Mikey
He looks alright.

Lukey
And there will be million other gay people and it will be a pretty chilled party so you'll be able to ask anyone anything

Mikey
Thank you, Luke. I'm really happy you're helping me with this. My mum said I have to bring you home for dinner ASAP bc you're so nice :)

Lukey
Well, this just made me blush. :-)

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A/n added 8/2016: [*The asexual part was edited. I did my research on sexualities long before I started writing this. The thing was I wanted them to have the cliché 'first thing google poops up' definition talk because, in my opinion, it's important to try things in real life. Don't push yourself till you don't feel comfortable but know that even if you are 15 things still might change. And it's not because 'you're young and you don't know what you want', but because your brain is still not completely developed and things may change. (:

They can also change when you're 30.]

Added in 2018: If I'd write this now, I'd avoid the word cross-dresser as we evolved a lot as a society and don't need these expressions anymore. Anyone can wear anything. But I still stand by the upper author's note. I wrote this on purpose so it wasn't professionally written. This is not a sexuality 101 but a talk between two teenagers.

Now, this was super-extra-long and I'm sorry if you found it boring.

You don't comment anymore and I fell as I bore you if you don't leave any feedback :/

Love, Lucija