My Chemical Romance And One Direction... And Then There's Me

Chapter Six: Harry's Secret Fan Fiction Collection

"NO! BAD TALON! PUT THE KNIFE, DOWN!" Liam yell's, wrestling with me for the butcher's knife as I tried to come up behind the nose picker as he now was scratching his balls.

"LITTLE HELP!"

"Noooo~" everyone laughed, besides ball scratcher, "~We would rather not die by Talon and a knife" they chuckle.

I trip, Liam puts the knife in the sink and I stand up with a base ball bat- i'm kidding. It was a log of freaking bread.

I swung at the model, my boy's and the kid's crying as Liam tried to pull the bread log out of my hands, "Talon, NO!" he yells as I glared at him, letting the bread log go and he stumbles backwards and trips and falls into the fridge...

I turned to find Niall holding some yogurt, "I may have forgotten to close the fridge... no biggy..." I grinned, patting him on the back.

He blushes and that's when the model turned around, "I suggest you hurry... you need some work down.... A LOT by the looks of it. And don't look Emo, you'll make me look ugly" 

WHY YOU MOTHER FUCKER!

Ray, Mikey, Zayn and Liam held me back as I tried to go at the guy with a cheese grater- i'm going to grate that fucking pretty off of your face ass hole!

"Well, chop chop!" the model- I don't even know his fucking name claps his damn manicured hands.

I threw the guy's off of myself, glared at the fucker before storming out of the kitchen, up the stairs and into my room... hmmm... maybe I could screw his life up?

Hmmm....

My evil brain is evil thinking.

~ After making herself 'Pretty' for the model ~

I walked down the stairs in heels, grinning like a fool as all the boy's- and the kid's jaw's dropped to the ground, "Now that's what i'm talking about!" the model clapped his hands.

"Coming?" he grins, I nod and follow him out...

Oh I wouldn't miss this for the world.

Ray Toro's point of view:

"Where is sh-?!" the door opens and Talon bolts into the house and up the stairs, we all hear a door slam and we turned to find Mr. Super Model drenched in red dye.

"Uh..."

"So that's where my hair dye went!" Gerard recovered from his previous anger and his shock in second, grinning.

Of course he would be happy, his 'little' girl didn't fall for this apes charm.

"THAT LITTLE WH-"

"Bye, it was nice to meet you!" Louis slams the door in the guy's face, ha... look's like Talon's made some friends... even if neither of them realize it just yet.

"TALON! GET DOWN HERE, THIS INSTANT!" Liam yells.

"Hey, i'm her dad! TALON, GET YOUR FUCKING ASS DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW BEFORE I- there you are sweet heart!" Gerard's mood swings change and he runs up to her and hugs her.

"Who's going to get a big cake? You are, you are" he cooe's, pinching her cheeks as she stared at him in amusement. 

"No, she drenched that boy with red liquid, she should be punished!" Liam yells.

"Why, he was a tool" Gee gave Liam a look... I think battle of the band daddy's is going down or something.

"It doesn't matter, she shouldn't have d-"

"Uh... actually, she was in the right" Zayn awkwardly shows Liam his phone.

Liam's eyes widened in horror, "Oh..."

"What?" Zayn shakes his head and hides his phone from Gee, but Mikey was behind him and took it from him.

"Gee, we have another body for the basement" Mikey tossed the phone to Gee, who caught it.

He instantly went red - redder than his hair in danger days, "I. Am. Going. To. Kill. Pretty. Boy"

"Why?"

"He took her to a club-"

"What's wrong with that?" Harry ask's.

"A strip club"

Talon had the biggest smug look on her face i've ever seen, "What?" Frank walks in, rubbing his eyes, "Why is she looking at us like that?"

"Oh... Simon and Teddy aren't going to like this..." Niall whispers in horror.

"What?"

"British Heart Throb, Harry Styles Has A Crush On American Drummer, Talon Way"

"WHAT?!" Harry scream's, ripping the mobile phone from Niall, "Tipped off by an insider, they were given copies of what was on Harry's screen captures of his phone~" Frank reads aloud.

"Talon.. you are so dead" she runs and Harry scream's, running after her with a chair. You know... it feel's like one big family - i'm kidding. We already planned out where we're hiding their bodies.

"Aww, young love" Louis cooes.

My Chem and I looked at him, "No" we all walked off, we all decided that she isn't going to date.

Because the last time she did...

We just won't let her date, ever. And that's final.

A/N: Sorry for the long wait... so... how was it? Hopefully to your liking ^.^ It's a bit everywhere and thing's, probably not one of my best chapters... but yeah. Sorry if it's terrible :S