Exo's secret bodyguard [Discontinued]

Chapter 34

Sehun POV

" Hi Noona!" I greeted Sulli cooly.

Her jaw dropped and she curled her hands into fists and before lifting them to her cheeks.

" Woah, Sehun! You dyed your hair green this time!? How adorable!"
Noona squealed and squished my cheeks together.

I could feel myself getting red from the compliment.

"And your lips! They just look so kissable! " Noona squealed again and squeezed my cheeks.

I leaned in closer..closer..and closer...Noona was doing the same..

" OH SEHUN! ! GET YOUR LAZY ASS UP ALREADY!!"

I screamed and sat up, unfortunately falling off the bed in the process.

"I hate you! I was just about to kiss her! AGGGHHHH!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!!" I screamed into the pillow I had in my arms when I fell and kicked about.

Kai looked at me, smirking, but at the same time, looked confused and freaked out from my little screaming sesh.

" Kiss who?"

" My bubble tea of course!"

I'm good with coming up with lies on the spot.

"Fvcking hell hyung! The Sebooty is hurting!"

Appa walked in and hit my head.
" NO CURSING YOU MOTHERTRUCKER!! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU BOYS?!"

I whimpered and clutched my head painfully.

(I am still lying on the ground btw. Pity my beautiful body. And Sebooty. You can't forget the Sebooty.)

" Appa." My bottom lip quivered.

This is where Luhan is supposed to come in and save me but instead I got7 Chanyeol laughing at me.

So much help he is.

" Luhan Hyung!!!" I yelled.

No response.

Appa and Kai looked at me with amused expressions.
Chanyeol continued to laugh like a demented hyena.

" Luhan hyung! !" I yelled again.

No. Response.

I grit my teeth.

Then, just as I was about to leave the world, still unkissed by my Noona, someone walks in.

The light returns for a moment and I sit up in hope.

" I brought my first aid kit!" The unicorn says.

The darkness was about to consume me but I thought 'Meh, what the fu-'

*Gets smacked by the Suho in my mind*

'What the heck.' And I sat up on my bed to get treated by the dimpled unicorn.
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"By the way Sehun, what the fu....dge is Sebooty?" Chanyeol stopped in time as Suho glared at him when he 'passed by' my room.

I smirked.
" Ask the fans. They love it."

He looked at me like he knows he won't like it.
" OK.. I'll ask Sulli next time I see her."

I immediately thought of my dream and reddened.

" No!"
I shouted a little loudly.

He looked at me boredly.
" And why not?"

" Because. ..because.. you can always ask Minseok hyung?"