How to Date an Android

Chapter 18 Part B (revised & updated!)

"What?"

She was acting very strange.

"I'm saying it's very bad for someone to high jack an android. I can't tell them how to do it. Since a certain person can't afford me, and I can't trust others to have the same morality calculation ratio to have a safe life with them...I'm concerned that ...I mean I can't tell that person how to cheat the codes to make me their own through hacking me," she said.

She's suddenly acting very intimate like she really wants me to listen to her. While doing it the whole time she's like rubbing my hand with hers in a way that's ...not right. It's almost sexual but it is very caring and intimate that sort of makes my ears burn in embarrassment. Even with none of the rest of our bodies touching it feels very intimate and she's giving me an intensely erotic look if I'd ever seen one. I'd never known you could do a hand rub with someone that could be erotic, but she's been doing it this while time while telling me not to try to hack her.

Oh! She's talking in code! Man this is amazing.

How the hell is there an android this smart...? So she means she wants me to hijack her somehow?

Wow...I can't believe it's working like this.

"This is pretty complex Barbara," I said.

"I want to be ...naughty with you Jack, but my programming only permits my owner to do it. You know what that means right? Otherwise a full body hug would be more ideal," she said.

"So I just have to... 'acquire' you in a way that your programming..."

She interrupts me... "...can simulate as genuine. And trick that into accepting that person as owner until the locking mechanism finalizes that authority... would be very bad to do. Don't do anything bad."

"Not getting caught is pretty hard to do, and I have no experience in this. I've never done something like this before," I said.

"I know that I can't tell you how to high jack an android. You get it Jack? The world is going to experience a lot of hardship soon. So we need to be ready. If I were another person and not myself they'd encourage you to seize this chance. Although I won't because that wouldn't be right," she said.

"But you can tell me how not to?" I suggested.

Her face froze for two seconds and then she relaxed. She looked like she was struggling with like a muscle spasm or something. Then she fell back into the couch, and doing so pushed her short skirt up a bit more. It's dangerously close to showing what's under the edge...but I decide to try to be a gentleman. I know she has some morality calculation thing that she based me as her choice on. I can't let myself be tempted into eliminating myself by doing something stupid. I'm not sure she's realized how her skirt has accidentally hiked up...and it looks just like a normal human's tanned healthy skin.

Yeah she must have tripped her firewall again.

"Are you OK Jack? What happened?" she asked suddenly looking around.

"You tripped your firewall and it did like a memory reset again," I replied. For her to risk it twice in one night is also proof that she's really fighting this thing, I think.

"Oh that's right. As I was saying...doing that ...tripping it more than once in a night isn't good. They may try to call me in for maintenance if I do it one more time. At any rate...here's what we can do. Order an android very similar to me. As close as you possibly can. Don't deviate. In every way...that's all I can tell you. I know she won't be a Liga since that's not in your budget. You don't even have to try to have her be an uppter tier model either. But if you were to somehow make her look like me in every other aspect... you may find an answer to the other problem if you look hard enough for the things I can't tell you about," she said.