Stuck With Them Pokemon Peeps

Guys play as Wedding Planners (CPCQ)

Gary: Here you go. Don't hit me with a mallet! *returns 3DS*

Milani: Whatever. *leaves*

Gary: Pshh...she only cares about her 3DS. It would have been nice if she said, 'hi' or 'hey' or 'how are you guys?' or 'I love you, Jace.'

Jace: Awkward...

Ash: Okay...my turn. Cilan, Clemont and Milani are lost at sea. Trip can help one of them.

Jace: Are we going through the whole Milani thing again?

Ash: Nah. I'll just let Trip save Milani.

Jace: Oh. Okay.

Drew: How about Cilan and Clemont?

Ash: They can handle. Besides...they can swim.

Gary: Wow, Ash. You actually made a point. Wait...if Milani drowns, would Trip give her CPR?

Ash: Sure...I guess.

Jace: Do you even know how CPR is performed, Ash?

Ash: No.

Jace: Let's move on, Paul.

Ash: Wait!!! How is CPR performed?

Jace: Google it. Paul, your turn.

Paul: Bianca, Misty and Serena are lost at sea. May is the savior for one of them. I guess May should save Bianca. Misty is an excellent swimmer, so she can handle. Serena can join Misty.

Gary: I think May would prefer saving Misty.

Paul: But Misty is a good swimmer.

Gary: F**k logic.

Ash: Guys! Next!

Jace: So...Gary, Bianca and Paul are lost at sea. Misty gets to save one of them. Obviously she goes for Bianca.

Gary: How about me?

Drew: And Paul.

Jace: Uh...good luck.

Gary: Meanie.

Paul: I can handle.

Ash: Alright! This one is interesting...'Family'.

Gary: WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!

Drew: Gary has a problem, guys.

Ash: I bet Leaf is involved.

Jace: Just spill, Oak.

Gary: Ugh. Dawn and Leaf got married, The heck?! I say their families won't approve. I won't approve. They won't have children because they will break up! Leafy is MINE!!!

Drew: Kinda harsh, Gary.

Gary: Well duh! You agree with me, Paul?

Paul: In a way...but if they really love each other, just let go.

Gary: AHHH!! NO!

Jace: I think Gary needs a checkup. He got hit by Leaf Tornado. Or Leaf Blade.

Drew: Aren't those Pokémon moves?

Jace: Eh.

Drew: Okay...Paul and Brock got married.

Paul: Ok...what?!

Drew: I say that their families will have a hard time accepting it at first, but they will come to realize that the pair is happy together. They will adopt 8 children because Brock can handle that. The eight children will be Panini, Porsha, Patrick, Pete, Bea, Bacon, Bean and Blake.