Love island 2022

The good, the sad and fucking lighting McQueen

Blaise 

"You looked so hot out there." Ikenna says kissing my lips "Thank you but I've got rope burn." showing him my hands "You'll be right." my jaw drops as he sounds exactly like an Australian "You like my Aussie accent?" he asked "Yes I love it but I prefer British you though." holding his hand as we walk inside "I know you do but I have picked up on a lot of what you say and it's rubbed off on me." he said 

"Well that's what happens when you have an Australian girlfriend and also never say put a shrimp on the Barbie because I will literally body slam you into the ground," I told him as I went to make my way upstairs to the girls "Here she is!" Lacey shouts as I walk into the room as the other girls cheer "Thank you, Thank you." I said before walking towards my part 

"May I say you have superhuman strength like I would've fallen flat on my face if I went against Adam," Paige said making me laugh "It's all about upper body strength you know?" turning around  and putting on my ripped black shorts "No honey we don't," Gemma said making us laugh "But I got rope burn to look!" holding up my hands and putting them in their face "Eww!" "Oh my god!" "Are your hands okay?" they all say together 

"Yeah, I've had worse and seen worse. One of my retired friends Roman was in one of the biggest accidents I've seen his car split in half and caught fire." looking at them as I put my hair up in a messy bun "Is he okay?" Ekin asked "Oh yeah he's fine he was in the car for about five minutes tops but made it out alive his hands have three-degree burns but he's all better now." smiling at them 

"Was it just his hands?" Tasha asked, "Yeah nothing else was burned but his hands our racing suits are fireproof but can only last for so long." shrugging my shoulders "Has your car caught on fire?" Paige asked "Once or twice I can't remember though." smiling at them before twirling and leaving 

Ikenna 

Blaise and I walk towards the boys sitting at the fire pit "Hello party people." Blaise said making them laugh "Hello there Ms. I decided to put somewhat effort into the outfit tonight." Andrew said making us as we sat down next to him 

"That conversation lasted for about two minutes," watching Roman or Recee whatever his name is walk away from Natalia "Faster than your f1 car no lightning fucking McQueen Kachow!" Adam said making Blaise snort and causing us to break out into laughter "Lighting McQueen is the best." I told them "He's such a fucking icon I swear." Deji said "Amen!" 

"Oop he coming over and he looks salty like Sid the Sloth out of Ice Age." Blaise blurts out causing Deji to choke on his drink "Blaise, I can't with you sometimes." Davide says making us laugh "I know I don't understand how I put up with her." her head turns almost snapping "I'm joking baby I'm joking." "Mhmm." she hummed "I thought you were about to break your neck at how quickly you turned it," Luca said 

"How was your chat, Reece?" Adam asked "It's alright just friends really." he said "Oh yeah." "Are you guys just friendly with each other or not." Dami said as I played with Blaise's hair "She just said straight away let's just be friends I think she's still hung up on you Ikenna." he said, "Yeah she ain't because, after the other night, I'll Shepard's hook and drag her ass back to Brazil." Blaise said 

Making us laugh "Well that's just cleared it up really." Deji told us after a moment of silence I heard Blaise sneeze a few times "What was that?" Jamie asked "My sneeze-" she goes off again. "Her sneezing sounds like a mouse." I said, "I need to grab some tissues I'll be back." She said we can continue to hear her sneeze 

"I've never heard anyone sneeze like that before." Andrew said "I've never heard her sneeze until now." looking at the boys "Reece what cologne are you wearing?" Deji asked "Creed." I wince "That's what setting her off." Davide said as she walked back "Are you wearing Creed the Eau Parfum Spray Reece?" She asked him