Love island 2022

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Blaise

"I knew it wasn't true what jay said but it doesn't mean it didn't hurt.  Jay has decided to start sabotaging our relationship just because it didn't work out with Ekin and Paige so why the fuck target ikenna and I it's like he's asking to get his dick punched." I said shaking my head

"People annoy me" I mumble out walking up the stairs to get change for the night "Hey Blaise." Gemma says "Hey what's up?" I ask pulling out my outfit "Nothing really. What are you doing up here early?" she ask grabbing her outfit for the night 

 "Well everything was going great then Jay came over to me saying that Ikenna's having doubts and saying his head is going to turn." I said her mouth drops "Your joking?" Gemma asked "No and I know ikenna's head isn't going to turn and there isn't any doubts. He's reassured me time and time again so whats happening is that Jay is coming for me since him and Ekin and Paige didn't work out so he comes for me." I told her 

"Oh my god I can't believe it he's coupled with Danica trying with her but also with you fucking hell." Gemma said "What's fucking hell?" Antigoni asked walking in with Paige so I begin explaining the situation to them and their mouths drop as well "He's so unbelievable." Paige says  I nod my head 

"Who's unbelievable." Tasha says followed by Indiyah, Ekin and Danica making me groan "Is everyone here because I don't wanna repeat myself again." I see everyones here before I start explaining again some of the girls look like a bunch of stunned mullets 

"Jays walking on thin ice with the both of them especially Ikenna he's protective over her so I can only imagine what's gonna happen with him." Antigoni said 

"Jay needs to learn not to mess with Blaise or Ikenna because they won't hesitate to run you over they'll protect each other with everything inside of them." Gemma said 

"If he's going to continue to try emphasis on 'try' with Blaise it's not gonna look good for Jay in the long run." Tasha said 

"When I heard from Ikenna what Jays done trying to sabotage their relationship, jay needs to remember what happened when banana boat aka Charlie shit will head down south real quick." Andrew said 

"I can't believe he's that shallow trying to fuck up your relationship with Ikenna for his own benefit." Ekin said as I'm straightening my hair "I haven't had any luck with anyone so far but even I know not to fuck with Blaise and Ikenna. Especially you Blaise because I know you'll turn into a raging bull." Danica said 

The girls laugh as I make little hand gestures as if I have horns on my head "Well I do have a temper on me." I admitted  running my fingers through my hair "No shit." Tasha said bluntly making me howl with laughter I begin to laugh so hard my stomach hurts and I have tears in my eyes "I'm crying." I said wiping my tears  making the girls but they burst into a massive laugh as I snort

"Bush pig!" Gemma said throwing us into another round of laughter once we've calmed down which took a little but we've done it. 

Ikenna

As the boys and I get dressed we hear this massive round of laughter coming from the girls "What is happening up there?" Dami asked "Someone's done something no doubt its Blaise." I said doing my up my shirt "She has some great one liners to be fair." Luca says laughing "There was one that really got me laughing." Andrew said 

"Was it one where she was in an argument with someone?" I ask "No I was getting annoyed at someone the other day and she told them to stop being a dicknugget." Andrew started laughing "It was me, she called me a dicknugget." Dami said laughing setting me off 

"Whatcha laughing at?" Blaise said walking in to the room I let out a whistle "It's like I've fallen in love all over again." I said making her smile "Really?" making her laugh as she walks towards me "Yes mam." leaning down and kissing her "Never. Call. Me. Mam. again." she says in between kisses