Love island 2022

I'm must be Ronald fucking McDonald because I've Mcfucking had it with you!

Blaise

"Any salon stuff?" Paige asked as she runs her hand through my hair "Hesitation?" Tasha asked Indiyah as she fumbled with her words "No blow dry?" Ekin asked as I looked up at Paige making a funny face getting a laugh from her 

"You know I think we'd be hot MILFS." I blurt out making the laugh as they finish questioning Indiyah on the hideaway experience with Dami. "Why Blaise why?" Tasha asked as she coughs up her water "What I think we would though." making Paige shake her head "You are something else Ms Blaise Hunter." Ekin reaches over and boops my nose

"So the elephant in the room Ekin how confident do you feel going up against the stalker in the pancake off that's going to be happening shortly?" sitting up "I'm pretty confident that I'm going to smash her." She said getting a high-five from me "Amen don't be afraid to tell her to suck a toe or a hairy ball sack." I said walking inside leaving them stunned 

"Blaise is truely comical I don't understand how she comes up with these things it's crazy." Tasha said "She's got to be one of the funnest humans I've ever met hands down." Paige told them "She's just full of insults left right and centre." Indiyah said 

"She needs to have an insult book come out since she's so quick- witted." Ekin laughed "Sometimes I wonder if Blaise truely knows what's she's saying sometimes." Gemma said "Yes she does cause Blaise is right here." scaring the girls in the beach hut making them scream "Blaise!" the girls shout at me as I laugh 

As I was sitting on Ikenna's lap watching the stalker plate up her pancakes I noticed she fucked up big time. "Banana can't be burned and she's burnt it." I told him "Burnt banana tastes like shit it leaves like a weird taste in your mouth." Ikenna agrees as the plates we're taken away for Davide to munch on 

"Ekin's got this in the bag." Deji said sitting on the edge of the counter "A hundred percent." Ikenna agrees as I nod my head after a few minutes of Davide tasting the food the deliberation is here "Right this year of love island pancake off and still the remaining champion Ekin-Su!" Luca raised her arm 

"Ooo she sour." Deji said at the reaction on the stalkers face making Ikenna and I laugh "She really does." Ikenna says  kissing my head as we get up from the chair "Hey babe keep Deji busy I want to talk to ms Lacey." nodding his head "Okay love you." kissing my lips "Love you too." smiling at him. 

"Ms Lacey would you like to go for a chat?" I ask walking next to her "Yeah sure where do you wanna go?" she asked "Pool." smiling at her "Sure so what's up?" Lacey asked as we sit in the pool chairs 

"Blaise is quite an intimidating person to be one on one with when you haven't known her long." Lacey said as the crew nod their heads in agreement she can be quiet intimidating 

"So as you know Deji is my guy best friend in here and I want to know what your intentions are for him because he's been fucked in the ass quiet a few times." raising my eyebrows with a smile "I'm very interested to getting to know him just him and Deji is a very unique person I've never met anyone like that before." making me smile 

"Good because he deserves a girl that just wants him and only him I know you've come late into Love Island but Deji truly deserves happiness and I hope that you can give him that." Lacey nods her head "Because like I've said before he's been fucked in the ass and all I want for him to have his happy ending like Ikenna and I." smiling at her 

"Yeah of course I understand that from your perspective and I hope I can give that to him." a smile makes its way across my face "May I just add your intimidating." laughing at her " No like seriously you genuinely make me nervous." shaking my head as I go to say something I'm cut off by a text