Spider-Man Male Reader Insert

Chapter 41: The New Spider-Man

(Earth-50101)

(Mumbattan City, January, 2017)

Y/N's P.O.V

I come out of the portal and end up in India by the looks of things.

I fall through the air and try to catch myself.

Y/N: Oh, shit!!!!

I then manage to catch myself with a web line before hitting the ground.

Y/N: Okay, gotta find Spot.

I swing through the city looking for any signs of Spot.

A moment later I see Gwen has found Spot.

Y/N: Spider-Woman!

She turns and sees me.

Y/N: I'm here to help!

Just then she's kicked by Spot and falls.

Y/N: No!

I web zip down and catch her with a web line.

Y/N: I got you!

Gwen: Did you follow me?

Y/N: Yes. I saw you go through the portal and I came here to help. Spot is my bad guy. Why didn't you tell me you were tracking him?

Gwen: You're not supposed to be here.

Y/N: What are you...?

Just then my web line snaps causing Gwen and I to fall.

Before we hit the ground we get caught by web lines and saved.

She and I land on cables.

Gwen: I shouldn't have come to see you.

She web zips away.

Y/N: Damn. A little harsh.

I follow and see the Spider-Man of this dimension take down Spot.

He lands down on a top of a palace.

Gwen and I land either side of him.

Spider-Man: Hey, who's the new guy?

Gwen: Hey, Pav. This is Y/N and he wasn't invited.

Y/N: Yeah, whatever.

Pav: Oh, you weren't invited and you came anyway? New guy must be in love with you.

Y/N: Whoa, hold up. That's not... I never said that. I'm not.

Pav: Oh, I'm really good at reading people

Y/N: Who are you?

Pav: I'm glad you asked, new guy.

Y/N: I'm not a new guy.

Pav: My name is Pavitr Prabhaker and for the past six months...

Y/N: Six months?! And even he got a watch?

Gwen: Yeah, uh...

Y/N: This is bullshit! I've been Spider-Man for over a year!

Pav: Being Spider-Man is so easy. I wake up, skip the workout because I'm naturally buff and I don't wanna get too big. Do almost nothing with my amazing hair.

Y/N: So you don't use any products at all?

Pav: Just coconut oil, prayer and some genetics. Then I swing by school. Don't really have to try, but I do anyway. Fight a few bad guys, feed some street dogs, quick break for a cup of chai with my Maya auntie.

Y/N: Oh, I love Chai Tea.

Pav: What did you just say? "Chai Tea?" Chai means tea, bro. You're saying tea tea! Would I ask you for a coffee coffee with room for extra cream cream!

Y/N: No. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.

After telling us about his girlfriend, Pav shows us around.

Pav: This is where the traffic is. This is where the traffic is. This is also where the traffic is. There's traffic here too.

He points to a building behind us.

Pav: And this is where the British stole all of our stuff.

Just then Spot attacks and we go after him.

Spot: Hello, Spider-Man.

Gwen: Hi.

Pav: Hey.

Spot: Not you.

Y/N: He's talking to me.

Spot: Yeah, him.

I web zip under a hole he throws at us.

Y/N: Hang back. I got this, guys!

I try to kick him, but my foot gets stuck.

Y/N: Huh?

Spot: Wow. How are you?

He blasts me back into a wall.

Spot: Can you tell I've leveled up my game?

Y/N: What are you doing, Spot?

After that he drops off the edge and we go after him.

Spot: I'm on a journey of self-improvement.

Pav: And you came to India. That's a Western culture cliché.

He manages to catch Spot with his webs.

Pav: Don't eat, pray, love me, bro.

Spot: No, no, no. I didn't mean it like that.

Pav: Let me guess, you wanna ask me about saffron, cardamom and naan bread, which is the same as saying "bread bread," which is the same as saying "Chai Tea."

Spot: Oh, I love Chai Tea.

Pav: No!

After that he manages to deals with Gwen and Pav, so I go after him.

Y/N: Come on, man. I think we got off on the wrong foot. Let's just talk about this.

I chase him through his holes as he jumps through Mumbattan.

We manage to land a few hits on each other in the process.

Spot: Fine. You made me feel empty. Like I had a hole inside of me. But I found out what to fill that hole up with.

He tackles me through a hole.

Spot: More holes!

Y/N: That doesn't make any sense.

I fall through a hole and end up hitting a billboard.

Y/N: I'm okay. Don't worry.

Gwen: We won't.

I go to join them.

Y/N: Right, how is it you're mad at me for coming to help, but it's okay for you to lie to me about why you were really on my Earth. You have no moral high ground to stand on here, Gwen.

Pav: This romantic tension is so palpable. It's like will they, won't they.

Y/N & Gwen: Shut up!

Gwen: I'm sorry that I lied to you. Look, can we talk about it later?

Y/N: Fine.

Gwen: Good.

Y/N: Look, if Spot gets more holes, he'll become unstoppable. We can't let him get to...

Gwen: Alchemax.

Pav: See? You two are finishing each other's sentences. You're like Star-crossed lover's. Two Spider's from different earth's. I mean how can you guys even concentrate.

Y/N & Gwen: Shut up, Pav!

We see Spot go through a hole and into the Alchemax facility.

Y/N: There he goes. Let's get after him!

The three of us swing through the hole after Spot.

We gotta stop Spot before he becomes unstoppable.