The Omnipotent Fan of RWBY

1 :Setting the Stage: 1-16

Ozpin heard about the situation and scolded me a little bit for hurting the students, but admirable for standing up for the Faunus.

Normally I had coffee with Glynda in the mornings. Well, she has coffee. I just drink some kind of juice available. But today she was on a field trip to the Forever Fall forest, substituting for Professor Peach. WHO I HAVEN'T MET YET. I want to see what Professor Peach looks like so bad.

She keeps to herself and doesn't even go into the teachers lounge. No one knows about her other than the students who have her class and current teachers. I can't exactly step in and watch, that's creepy.

The other teachers are nice too. Professor Port was the usual egotistical man talking about his cabbage days. But I met Profess- pardon, Dr. Oobleck in the most horrifying way possible.

It was in the dead of night. I had finished my rounds for the evening and headed my way to the teacher's dorms. And on a spur of the moment I decided to go a different route than I normally go. This path cuts across the campus by going into the main building passing by multiple empty classrooms. Unfortunately, since it was the end of the day most of the building had its lights off.

Yet there was one that was still lit, while the rest bathed in darkness. My pulse jumped and I swallowed hard. Really, this is how b****'s die in the movies. I considered turning around and just walked back my normal route, but the laziness in me didn't want to walk all the way around.

SO! I put on a brave face and confidently headed to the illuminated classroom hoping that it was just a teacher staying up grading papers.

Clank!

I stop and my blood freezes. "NOPE!" Spinning on my heel I turn back around to leave the area. Not Five yards in front of me stood a 7 foot slender silhouette.

"AAAAHHHH!!!!" "Great GOOGALLY MOOGALLY!"

I jumped high in the air and backed away a few steps. The Slender man in question came into the light holding a mug. I recognize that crazy green hair and glasses any day.

"Pp-pp-professor Oobleck?" I put a hand on my chest to calm my heart and still my shaking hands. Jeeeeze-a-loo. Could he have not said something!

He straightened his back so far I thought I would break. "Why, you must be the new faculty member! Yes yes, I am Dr. Bartholomew Oobleck." He puts the emphasis on the 'Dr.' Already irritated that I didn't acknowledge his achievement.

I huff out a sigh finally calming down from my fright. "Right."

After introductions. Dr. Oobleck and I sat in his classroom for a bit and chatted. Mainly about students and how I'm fairing with my new duties. After a few minutes I had to get out of there. His energy was really hard to keep up with. I swear he was sapping whatever energy I had left.

Anyway back to the main point. The field trip that Glynda was on is pivotal to the story. Where Jaune grows a backbone and stands up to his bully. I knew he had the strength to do it on his own, but I had a little word with him before they left.

I was doing my nightly rounds of the perimeter and I heard the weirdest sound. "AAUUUAGH." I stopped and raised an eyebrow. What in Nora's pancakes is that? "GUUAAHha."

Peaking around the corner I saw Jaune. Limping and groaning into the boys dormitory carrying a box. I watched as she tripped on air, almost dropping the box. He steadies his stance, but a few wasps escaped and they were looking for revenge.

"NO! Oh, ow ow. AHHHhhhhaaa!" I held my breath trying not to laugh at the situation. But come on! That is funny. But I should help him a little. I used only one sword and sliced the little wasps in the air before they could sting him too much. Jaune was down on the ground curled up in a ball box totally forgotten.

"Eh?" Jaune lifts his arms away from his face and looks at his savior. His face was happy at first, but then turned scared when he realized that he was caught after curfew.

I offer my hand to him. "What are you doing out this late Jaune?" Even though I knew what he was out here for. It's protocol to ask students the reasoning for being out past curfew.

"Oh! I- Uhhh" He nervously stutters out and looks around hoping to come up with a reason on the spot. "I was, uh, finishing up a project for professor Peaches' class."

"And the box full of wasps." I gesture my head to the ground where the box laid. He quickly picked it up not wanting it to get confiscated.

"Oh! Uhh heheh. Part of the, Prrroooject is to gather wasps to study them!"

"mmmmhhhmmmm." I do not believe a word he says. I could tell my stare was making him sweat.

"Weeelll, thanks for your help gotta get these babies inside!" He spins and tries to leave as quickly as possible.

"Jaune."

He straightens, scared out of his wits. His head turned back to me slowly. "Ye-yes?"

My tone shifted to a serious one. I wanted to make a point. "You need to have a backbone in order to become a huntsman. If you're going to stay here, use every opportunity to your advantage. You won't be able to continue, being under the thumb of someone else. Push past the pride and ask for help or learn from your mistakes and become stronger for your team."

I turn to leave, but stop and give him one last threat. "And if you don't, I will have Glynda expel you for fraudulent papers." Continuing my walk not looking back I wave my hand. "I have high hopes for you, Jaune Ark."

I'm sure he'll be fine. Oh! I should also note that Nora is almost attached to my hip by now. I gave her my leftover breakfast just ONCE and now she asks me every meal if I'm going to finish it. Especially my pancakes.

It was a little conniving of me to lure her into a friendship like that , but I love it. It's like feeding a hungry bunny, a bunny who could hit you with potentially 7 trillion pounds of force. I shivered at the thought of her hitting me with her hammer. She sometimes asks me for food in the middle of the day when she catches me on patrol. Or more likely, hunts me down. So for safety, I carry snacks on my person.

I came up with the idea of making pancakes in muffin form so Ren can enjoy his little pancake snack on the go! We haven't told Nora they are pancakes, so she doesn't steal from him.

The Vital Festival is coming up soon. Cinder and her dumb group will be here, Ugh gross. MERCERY! He's a sucky character in the show, but a favorite in the chibi universe. Cinder in chibi form was funny too. Horrible B**** in the show. I laugh, thinking of asking Mercury if he keeps a Cinder sock puppet.