Everyone: WOAH!!
The beanstalk rose higher into the sky at an incredibly fast rate. Everyone held on for dear life as it grew taller and taller.
Harley Quinn: If this doesn't stop, we're going to join Icarus.
Clayface: Ah, Icarus. The story of a young boy who had wings of wax. The damned sun stripped him of his power and he fell into the sea.
Everyone: Not now, Clayface!
(SHOOM)
Soon, everyone was sent to a castle on the clouds above.
King Shark looked down to see the city beneath him.
King Shark: AGH! Holy mackerel! We're up high! I've never been this above sea level before.
Sy Borgman: All right. Calm down, calm down, don't panic. Here's a surefire trick to combat, uh, way-up-aphobia. Pick a spot on the horizon and stare at it. Oh, wait, that's for sea sickness. What are we on a cloud now? How is this even possible?
Dr. Psycho: You don't read nurseries? Jack and the fucking Beanstalk. And we're fucking Jack.
Harley Quinn: Yeah. It sounds like she teamed up with the Legion to kill us. god, she sounds like a bad friend.
Dr. Psycho: Hey. Hey. I'm already bored up here. Do your stupid plant thing and get us the hell down, okay?
Poison Ivy: You know I cannot control fairy tale plants, you balding gremlin.
Harley Quinn: (snickers) "Gremlin".
Dr. Psycho: How would I have known that? When would that have come up? And...How's Y/N doing?
Y/N glared down at the city as he was upset that Queen of Fables ruined his one chance to avenge his family. Harley and others felt afraid for Y/N and felt bad for him.
Harley then approached his boyfriend, afraid of what his reaction was.
Y/N: (...)
Harley Quinn: N-N/N?
Y/N: Yeah? What?
Y/N turned around to see his friends with remorseful looks on their faces. Harley then rushed and hugged Y/N, shocking him.
Harley Quinn: I'm...I'm so sorry.
Poison Ivy almost shed a tear as she joined in on the hug.
Poison Ivy: I wondered why you didn't want to talk about it. Now I know.
Y/N: Don't be. It's her fault. Not yours.
Clayface: My deepest condolences for the loss of your family.
King Shark: Yeah...It's heartbreaking to hear such a tragedy.
Sy Borgman: Let me guess. PTSD?
Y/N nodded.
Sy Borgman: Here.
Sy Borgman dug into his leg and pulled out a small card, giving it to Y/N.
Sy Borgman: I don't know if it'll work, but I went there after retiring.
Y/N: Thanks, Sy.
Harley Quinn: I still can't believe Lex Luthor, of all people, would be your surrogate father.
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The Hearts Of Chaos And Nature (Harley Quinn Season 1 X Male Reader)
RomanceY/N had known Harley Quinn for a long time that feels bad for the fact that she is constantly being abused by Joker himself. He also has a hard for poison ivy seeing that they both have a hard time for nature and for the wildlife itself. Together, c...
