Y/N, Harley Quinn, and Poison Ivy all found each other back at Joker's lair.
Poison Ivy: Still don't want me to help?
Harley Quinn: It's fine, Ivy. I wanted Y/N to come cause I want them to have permanent damage to their bodies.
Poison Ivy: Just make sure that if you need help, I'm right outside.
Harley and Y/N smiled in response and entered the lair.
Harley Quinn: Okay, so should I say a cool phrase to look cooler or...?
Y/N: Just be yourself. Besides, it's your moment.
Harley Quinn: Right. I was thinking, "Hey, dickhead! Harley's back!" or, "You thought you could rid yourself of me?!" No?
Y/N: Go ahead. I won't stop you.
Harley Quinn smirked in response as they got inside. Harley flipped the henchmen off as they were checking him out.
Joker Henchmen #1: Woah...~
Y/N: Ignore the looks, boys. She ain't yours.
Joker Henchmen #2: What are you, her new fling?
(BANG)
Y/N pulled out his gun and fired it, putting a bullet in one of their heads.
Harley Quinn: Thanks. I hated that one the most.
Joker: No. No. (grunts in frustration) Hey, does anyone know what's our damn Wifi password?
Y/N: YO, CLOWN!
Joker looked behind his chair and not only saw Y/N but also Harley Quinn in her new outfit.
Joker: Harley? Oh, is that you?
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THE NEW HARLEY QUINN
Harley Quinn: It's me, dickhead. And by the way, that's also the Wifi password.
Joker: What is it? "It's me, Dickhead" or just "me dickhead". Bah! It doesn't matter. You look fantastic. Is that new lipstick?
Y/N: It's Ruby Red. And don't change the subject.
Harley Quinn: Ya treated me badly, ya lied to me, ya never loved me. I know that now.
Joker: Well well, that's nonsense, Puddin'. My motives are never clear. I'm an agent of chaos!
Joker grabbed a pool stick and jammed it in someone's throat.
Joker: Besides, it's what you love about me.
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The Hearts Of Chaos And Nature (Harley Quinn Season 1 X Male Reader)
RomanceY/N had known Harley Quinn for a long time that feels bad for the fact that she is constantly being abused by Joker himself. He also has a hard for poison ivy seeing that they both have a hard time for nature and for the wildlife itself. Together, c...
