Cheetah and Y/N were at a loss for words. It was Harley who freed the Queen of Fables from her prison transfer!
Harley Quinn: So Queenie, I'm going to need you to pull something around four inches wide out of your storybook.
Queen of Fables: Sure. But I'm not sure how Prince Charming's dick will help you.
King Shark/Clayface: (laughing)
Dr. Psycho: Kinda low-hanging fruit. Not even trying.
Queen of Fables: Eh, I'm just playing around. After what you did for me, you can get whatever you need, honey.
King Shark: So you can pull any character from your storybook?
Queen of Fables: Sure can. Who's your favorite?
King Shark: Oh, I'm partial to Humpty Dumpty.
(SHOOM)
In an instant, Queen of Fables activated her sorcery and pulled Humpty Dumpty out of her storybook and into the real world.
Humpty Dumpty: Hi, everybody.
Harley Quinn: Aw!
King Shark: Oh my gosh! It's him! He's so--!
(SLICE)
Everyone: AHH!!
To everyone's horror, Queen of Fables just mercilessly cut Humpty Dumpty open, leaving everyone's childhood memories traumatized.
Queen of Fables: (chuckles) He makes the best eggs. Does anyone have a kitchen around here? I'm starving.
Barbara's eye twitched in anger as she was about to scold and cuss at Harley. Y/N was having the same reaction too, but he insisted on calming them down.
Poison Ivy: Um...Harley...A word, please?
Poison Ivy pulled Harley to the group where Y/N breathed deeply and approached Harley slowly.
Y/N: (inhales) Harley, why is the Queen of Fables in our headquarters...?
Harley Quinn: Uh, because the only way to get the Legion of Doom's attention is to get that weather machine and she's gonna help us do it.
Cheetah: Her? The literal Grim Reapess of Childhood Memories?
Harley looked back to see Queen of Fables mixing Humpty's yolk with her staff.
Harley Quinn: Yeah. Look, aren't we always talking about honor among villains?
Y/N: Not when she's involved.
Poison Ivy: Seriously, you do not want to get involved with this bitch. She's like a really legit bad guy.
Harley Quinn: Guys, we're all villains here.
Poison Ivy: Uh, first of all, I'm not a villain. I'm an eco-terrorist. I care about the environment, okay? I don't what makes me a bad guy.
Poison Ivy was then surrounded by unamused looks.
Cheetah: You literally create toxins that can turn people into plants.
Y/N: You controlled behemoth sunflowers just to bring back an extinct species of plants.
Harley Quinn: You dissolved the CEO of ACE Chemicals in a bath of his own herbicide.
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The Hearts Of Chaos And Nature (Harley Quinn Season 1 X Male Reader)
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