Steven Universe Dares

Fan-Gems

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Dare: have the Gems watch themselves on TV

Everybody: *watches first episode*

Steven: i remember that...

Pearl: *is freaking out* h-have they been spying on us the whole time?!

Amethyst: thats so COOL!! Im famous!

Garnet: *gulps*

Jasper: im not even in this one! This is bullcrap.

Peridot: same here Jasp. Calm down.

Lapis: i was trapped in a frickin mirror during this. You all are lucky.

Steven: true

Everyone: *watches first season and steven bomb 1*

Garnet: i miss Ruby and Sapphire, but Steven did you see your face!

Steven: haha yeah! That was awesome! I still cant believe youre a fusion Garnet!

Pearl: why isnt anyone concerned that WE ARE BEING COUGHT ON TAPE WITHOUT PERMISSION!??!!???

Amethyst: Pearl stop being such a mom. Bird mom.

Everyone but Pearl: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH!!!!!!

Jasper: ya Bird Mom chill out

Pearl: i am NOT a bird!

Peridot: then explain your beak

Lapis: *is choking on laughter*

Pearl: its my NOSE.

Steven: you have to admit Pearl, you kind of look like a bird

Amethyst: *laughs*

Pearl: *blushes* WELL AT LEAST IM NOT A SQUARE, A LIQUID, A CHEETO, A DORITO, OR A DITTO!

Lapis and Amethyst: *dying of laughter*

Me: *laughs* ok lets just go to season two

Everyone: *watches season two and steven bomb 2* (ps i didnt watch the last episode of Steven Bomb 2 yet so im not doing to be writing about that yet. Ya i suck. Plz dont spoil anything)

Everyone: *crying/having emotional breakdowns*

Peridot: i never laughed before. That was new.

Pearl: i didnt mean to say that Steven. You know, the Rose part when you and Connie were fighting. Im sorry.

Steven: no its fine. And thanks for showing more of the war. I wanted to know everything.

Amethyst: i hated going back to the Kindergarden. Peridot, you didnt help.

Peridot: *giggles*

Lapis: *thinks* she's so cute. That laugh oh my gah (I SHIP LAPIDOT HARD)

Garnet: why did you have to show that fusion torture again? Its not right.

Me: for entertainment. But dont worry Garnet, everyone was suffering with you. At least i was...

Pearl: wait you watch this to?!

Me: yes?

Jasper: so you already know im really awesome and sexy?

Me: sure...

Steven: WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTER?! Is it me?

Me: umm i dont want to hurt anyone's feelings...

Lapis: oh c'mon!

Me: fine. Garnet

Garnet: yes

Me: but my favorite Homeworld Gem is Peridot

Peridot: *eyes widen* seriously?

Me: ya. And ps i freaked when u laughed. ITS SO CUTE

Lapis: I KNOW RIGHT?

Everyone but Lapis: *looks at lapis*

Lapis: i mean, umm...

Me: OH MY GAH I SHIP IT. I SHIP U AND PERIDOT SO MUCH

Pearl: ship? Like the boat?

Me: no like you make a fake relationship between two characters that don't have one for fun

Amethyst: then i ship Pearl and anyone

Pearl: Amethyst!

Me: you know people ship you and Amethyst

Pearl and Amethyst: *blushes*

Amethyst: eww. Humans are messed up

Me: i know right. So how was the series so far?

Garnet: interesting. Torture. Funny. Me

Pearl: i don't like it. I hate the fact that people are spying on me...

Amethyst: why? Have something to hide P?

Pearl: erm... no...

Amethyst: well i thought it was cool! Im famous and didn't even know it!

Lapis: its very weird how humans are video taping us, but i like the way they set up the show. I just wish i were in it more often...

Peridot: eh

Jasper: they need me in it more. Then i may like it

Steven: i don't know. I kind of agree on Pearl with this one... its weird and its like nothing is personal anymore

Me: well everyone has different opinions.

I hope you liked this! Please comment more ideas because I'm unoriginal. Bye!