Jaspatheyst

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Thanks @AdrieneA for this dare, I'm gonna do it but mix both of your ideas together if u don't mind. Please comment more dares bc i dont have good ideas. Lets go!

Dare: have Jasper and Amethyst switch outfits and cut their hair

Me: alright you two, give the audience what they want.

Jasper: i dont wanna do it man, Amethyst is... weird...

Amethyst: YO JUST 'CAUSE I CAME FROM A KINDERGARDEN DOESNT MEAN YOU HAVE TO BE RUDE!!!

Me: calm yourselves gems! Amethyst, youre first.

Amethyst: dang it

Me: *gives amethyst a pair of jasper's clothes* go change.

Amethyst: *grumbles and walks to the dressing room*

A FEW MINUTES LATER...

Amethyst: *is in jasper's outfit, flexing* you know, this aint half bad! It shows off my muscles *flexes*

Jasper: thats the fun of the leotard kid.

Amethyst: this is a leotard?

Jasper: technically...

Me: ok Jasper youre next. *hands jasper a pair of amethyst's clothes*

ANOTHER FEW MINUTES LATER...

Jasper: *is in amethyst's clothes, posing* this makes my looks sexy. *poses* why hadnt i ever worn a tank top before. Girl, you have good fashion scense.

Amethyst: same with you. *flexes*

Jasper and Amethyst: *aggressively flexes and poses* (idk how you aggressively do that but just roll with it)

Me: umm guys... there's still one more thing.

Jasper and Amethyst: *looks at me*

Me: *smirks and holds up scissors*

Jasper: no. Touch me with that and youre dead.

Amethyst: NOT MY HAIR!!!! I grew it out for Greg! His hair was so awesome back then, DONT MAKE ME SUFFER THROUGH THE PAIN OF GROWING MY HAIR OUT AGAIN!!!!

Me: sorry guys, but the fans need this. Jasper, you first. *ties jasper down in chair* this wont hurt i promise *cuts hair short* there.

Jasper: *looks at mirror* *touches hair* i look... GREAT!!! And now i can punch better without all that hair in the way!!!! Sweet! Thanks dude! *runs away and punches everything in path*

Me: okay... Amethyst come here!

Amethyst: no no NO!!!

Me: *ties amethyst in chair* *cuts hair* there! Done! You can stop crying now...

Amethyst: *whimpers and looks in mirror* i definatly look... younger. *wipes tears* i can get used to this.

Me: see? Not so bad. Now we can be triplets! (I have short hair btw)

Jasper: *walks away*

Me: wait, where are you going?

Jasper: i need to go be evil somewhere. See ya.

Amethyst: ya i need to go. I missed my nap. And my sandwich. *walks away*

Me: wait! Ummm..... ugh whatever *walks away*

Thanks for reading! Please comment more ideas! Im unoriginal as crap. Also i described myself a bit and am wondering if i should post a picture of me on the next dare. Should i? U tell me. Ok bye!

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