A/N) I wanted the last chapter to be lighthearted and that didn't happen, so here is the epitome of non-seriousness! Yup- incorrect quotes!
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Kwazii: How flammable is a kelp cake?
Shellington: Well, given that their moisture content sits at...
Shellington: ...
Shellington: KWAZII!
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Dashi: Shel seems really interested in that nitrogen thing he was doing last night. *walks into lab* *walks out again*
Tweak: Well?
Dashi: He's awake. Pay up.
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Peso: All you need is a bandage!
Kwazii: ...
Kwazii: ...
Kwazii: I have a toothache.
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Dashi: Heads or tails
Shellington: Body
Dashi: ...
Shellington: Either way, I get half the perks!
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Kwazii: Dr Seuss is smart and makes up words. I make up words. I am smart.
The rest of the crew: ...
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Dashi: Is cooking oil a good lubricant?
Tweak: ...
Tweak: Yes get that Vegimal out of the vent before the Octopod explodes
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Kwazii: *rides a shark, hops off and escapes into the Octohatch*
Tweak: You're not invincible, you know.
Kwazii: I know. I'm just lucky.
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Dashi: Why is there a camera crew in our hotel?
Shellington: The Veimgals didn't like the food, revolutionised the kitchen, took over and our now declaring themselves an independent state.
Dashi: I didn't know there was a Vegimal word for an 'independent, self-governing state part of the UN'.
Shellington: There isn't.
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Kwazii: If I was about to die, would you bandage me?
Peso: Of course. That's called mummification.
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Dashi: Good morning.
Tweak: Good night.
Dashi: What do you mean? It's five in the morning!
Tweak: You mean you've already slept?
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Captain Barnacles: Where are you going with that leaf blower Kwazii?
Kwazii: I'm going to set it up beneath the Octochute to see if we can trap Dashi inside.
Captain Barnacles: ...
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Octonauts Oneshots
FanfictionThis is my first book, and it started when I gave Shellington anaphylaxis (extreme allergies). From there, I put the Octonauts through murder mystery parties, role reversals and a whole lot more. I'm a supporter of Dashton and Twazii, and I think Sh...
