MY SEVEN BOYFRIENDS ARE IN A BOYBAND - Polyamourous Smutts

CHAPTER 70

"I think we'll be back home in about half an hour. The guys are almost done filming. In fact, Everett was in a hurry," Blackfox said, leaning against the door as he retracted the metal cord of his weapon with a graceful wrist move. "He asked me about a bottle of wine we left in the refrigerator of the tour bus and he carried a table and chairs to the... Woah!"

The door burst open and Blackfox fell on his back.

"Jade! It's good to see you! I have surprise for you!" Everett said, running out of the diner towards the tour bus. Kim stood up and let him in, looking at Evie and Jade with a confused expression.

"Is that... Usual?" Kim shouted.

"Everything about Everett is unusual!" Evie shouted back.

"They didn't have civic culture in Nepal or what?!" Blackfox shouted as he stood up, "You should not flung open doors just like that! It’s not safe!"

"What is with him?" Jade asked.

"The big guy was desperate to get out," Alex said, emerging from inside the diner, arms crossed, "I thought we'd have to lock him in the closet like when my parents did to me during Christmas dinner when I was thirteen."

"Did your parents really do that?" Jade raised an eyebrow and Alex laughed.

"Oh yeah! They did! They put tape on my mouth and tied my hands and feet!"

"Jade!" Everett ran out of the tour bus, with a bottle of wine in his hand and two fancy glasses. "Jade," he stopped in front of her, turned around and looked at her over his shoulder, "Get on my back."

"I beg your bloody pardon?" she asked. He was sweating, breathing hard, and his cheeks were red.

"Everett... Are you planning on..." Alex shook his head, "Wow, no! She's going to faint! Estás pendejo o qué? This roof is fragile! You are not in Lyonfort!"

"It'll be fun," Evie chuckled, "Come on, Jade."

"Jade. Hold on to my neck. Just do it!" Everett said, kneeling in front of her.

"Uhm," she hesitated. But Evie grabbed her wrist before she could say anything.

"Do what the boss says," Evie positioned Jade on Everett's strong back. "A word of advice, put your legs around Everett's waist and don't go up screaming."

"Evie, if Jade passes out, at least have alcohol at hand," Alex grumbled, "I'll go see if there's a first aid kit inside. Estoy rodeado de puros pinches locos!"

"Why does Alex say I'm going to faint?" Jade asked, holding on tight to Everett, "This is a bad idea, right? I don't know what it is but this is a bad idea! Alex said it and he always has bad ideas! So it must be a terrible..."

"Nonsense," Evie gave Jade a nod, which told Jade she had climbed on Everett's back before, "Okay, big guy! Up you go!"

"What are you taking about?" Jade asked as Everett stood up. God! He really was tall! How did he not get dizzy from seeing the world from up here?!

"Hold on tight," Everett said, bent his knees and...

He jumped.

The concrete beneath his feet cracked.

There was a deafening noise, like a tornado all around them.

"Jesus Christ! Evereeeeett!" Jade squeezed her eyes shut.

Were they both... Going up at full speed?!

God! Jade felt like her body had left her soul several feet down below!