Soukoku oneshots

Leaving you(Leaving me part 2)

"Mmm..." Chuuya slowly opened his eyes, "Dazai?! Wh-What happened yesterday?!"

"Hmm? Oh, Chuu, you're awake, did you get a good night sleep? My little chibikko~"

"HAH?! DON'T CALL ME THAT!"

"Hmm? Chuu doesn't like me calling him mine? You are mine, and always will be~"

Dazai tightened his grip around Chuuya and pulled him closer to his chest.

"Dazai!? You're acting weirdly obsessed with me today, get up, I-we need to go to work!"

"Two days ago I promised you that I would visit the mafia today. I can't possibly break a promise with my precious Chuu."

"No, go to work, agency, Armed detective agency."

"Tch, anything Chuu wants, Chuu gets then, anything else you want me to do for you?"

"Do whatever you colleagues say."

"Huh? But my colleagues are not Chuu."

"But I am Chuu, am I not?"

"Of course you are!"

"So do as I say okay? You'll be my dog for today."

"Finee~"

*Cringe*

[Armed detective agency]

"Oi Dazai stop lazying around, do some work at least."

"I only listen to one person and one-"

"Do whatever you colleagues say."

Dazai stood up from the sofa and walked to his laptop and opened it.

"Oh my  god Kunikida-san, you actually convinced Dazai-san to work?"

Ughhhhhhh I miss Chuu so muchh this is so annoying.

Dazai thought as retyped on his laptop, after a few minutes, he took out his phone.

"Hi Chuu, miss me? Cuz I do."

"Dazai, I'm on a FUCKING MISSION."

"I know, I can hear the gunshots~ But do you miss me~?"

"What do you think?"

"Yes?"

...

"Haha! You do miss me, I love you so so so much. You're the number one person in my life."

"Are you sure it's not death?"

"Of course not, but I would die for you~"

"This is annoying, listening to your disgusting voice while hearing screams."

"Well this is heaven."

"Did you listen to your colleagues?"

"Who could ever ignore Chuu's rules."

"Are you walking?"

"You can tell?"

"Duh, your footsteps are loud as fu- wait..."

"Heehee~"

"Is that..."

"Mhm!"

Dazai hung up and waved at the ginger who was a mile away. The brunette then ran to him and hugged him tightly.

"I love you, Chuu~"

No ideas for Dazai T_T