Soukoku oneshots

My dog

Chuuya opened his eyes. In front of him was a brunette, sitting with a leg over the other. (or cross legged?)

"MPHPHPHPHMMHPH-"

"Shh..."

"MPHPHPHPHPHPMMMMMPPHPHPH-"

"Aggressive huh. Most people get scared when they come here."

The brunette stood up and walked to the ginger.  He bent down to Chuuya's level and put a finger over his lips.

"MPHM-"

The brunette knocked the ginger out. He turned to a boy wearing a black coat and said,

"Let him rest somewhere, I want to see how he is like."

{A few minutes later}

Chuuya woke up in a hospital bed.

Was that just a dream? Was I in a coma?

Chuuya looked to the table, there was food and a note. He walked to towards it and the note read,

No, that wasn't a dream, eat some food and feel free to find me.

-From the bandaged man

Chuuya started eating the food.

Just then, someone walked into the room.

"YOU!"

"H-Huh? Me?" the man said, pointing to himself.

"YOU BASTARD! WHERE DID YOU BRING ME TO-"

As Chuuya ran towards him and tried to throw a punch, Dazai grabbed his arm and pinned him to the wall.

Chuuya was going to kick him.

"You made me do this-"

Dazai kissed the ginger.

"Get away from me, idiot!" Chuuya said after pushing the brunette away. 

To be honest...his lips kinda taste good... Chuuya thought, blushing a little.

"Dazai Osamu. What's your name?"

"You don't need to know."

Dazai took one step closer to him.

"CHUUYA, CHUUYA, NAKAHARA CHUUYA, NOW GET AWAY FROM ME."

Dazai chuckled.

"Nice to meet you, Chibi."

"No, my name is Chuuya."

"I know, Chibi is a better name, I mean look at your height-"

Chuuya punched the brunette successfully this time.

Suddenly, a group of men dressed in black suits ran in, pointing pistols at the ginger.

"Don't."

They all lowered their guns.

"What, are you a fucking mafia boss or something?"

"Exactly."

After Dazai left, Chuuya decided to finish the food he got.

Chuuya went outside the room after his finished, he explored the place for a while and decided to leave the next day. 

As Chuuya was walking, a raven haired girl came up to him.

"Can you come with me please, Nakahara-san."

"O-Okay..."

The girl brought him to Dazai's office.