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Dazai has to tell the truth (special part)

The port mafia and detective agency has been informed of Dazai's curse, they will attempt to ask him questions. (Is it a curse?)

Atsushi was up first.

"Uhm...Soo, Dazai-san, do you think Akutagawa and me are a good duo?"

"Yeah, you two have an unconditional trust on each other."

"Oh. Okay?"

"Y'know you can ask many questions Atsushi-kun. Max is three though."

"Uhh, what was your last time job!"

"Port Mafia executive."

"What?"

"Mhm."

"Wha-"

"That's three questions!"

Kunikida Doppo

"Why have you been slacking off from work so much."

Dazai widened his eyes,  he was gonna know the truth.

"I've been meeting Chibi." Dazai quickly covered his mouth after he said that.

"Who's that?"

"Nakahara Chuuya." the brunette gave up.

"Nakahara Chuuya? The port mafia executive?"

"Yup."

"How did you guys meet-"

"Three questions! Bye!!"

Yosano Akiko

"Heh, so Dazai, do you have a partner?"

"I do."

"Is it male or female?"

"Male."

"So is it a boyfriend, fiancé or husband huh?"

"Husband."

"Oh my god who-"

"Three questions~"

"Damn it!"

Ranpo Edogawa

"So, how's you and Nakahara?"

"Fine."

"Can you ask me a question."

"Okay.Does Chibi love me."

"Yes, he just doesn't show it."

Dazai grinned as Ranpo  walked out, he already knew almost everything of Dazai.

Kyouka Izumi

"Can Chuu-chan come to our house today Dazai-san?" (Chuuya is referred to "Chuu-chan" by kyouka)

"Fine." 

"I don't know what to ask anymore."

Kyouka left.

Kenji Miyazawa

"Hi Dazai-san! How are you today!"

"Okay, how about you Kenji-kun?" Dazai said lazily.

"My day is going great! I'm planning to have a date with Kyouka-chan later, do you have any good suggestions for a place?"

"Hmm...I guess you could bring her to eat ice cream at the park?"

"Great! Thanks so much Dazai-san, bye!"

"No problem."

Tanizaiki Junichiro

"Uhm...what's up Dazai-san?"

"Nothing much."

"Yeah, I don't what else ask, goodbye I guess." the redhead stood up and walked out.

"The black lizard has gone off for a mission."

Akutagawa Ryunosuke

"Who is better, me or Jinko, Dazai-san."

"It's you, you guys are together already why are you still-"

"Sh-Shut up..."

Dazai giggled.

"Does Atsu love me?"

"He does a lot, you should take him out sometime."

"Okay, but where?"

"Anywhere. He'll love it."

"Okay, thanks for the advice."

#Dazai_the_love_mentor

Kouyou Ozaki (I JUST FOUND OUT THAT I'VE BEEN SPELLING "KOUYOU" WRONG THE ENTIRE TIME IM SO SORRY)

"Good afternoon, Dazai."

"Good afternoon." Dazai smiled friendly.

"How are you and Chuuya?"

"Hah? You just came here to ask about Chibi?"

"Answer the question."

"Fine, how is he?"

"You're his husband, you should know."

"Yeah, yeah."

"Chuuya loves you y'know?"

"I do too."

"Good. Anyways, that's all." Kouyou stood up and left.

Mori O-

"HELL NAH IM GETTING OUT OF HERE." 

Fine, Dazai.

Kyuusaku yumeno

"How are you today, Dazai-san?" the child stared into the brunette's eyes with a wide smile.

"Okay." Dazai said, then whispered to himself, "until you came."

"What was that?"

"Something." (Ay, it's the truth)

"Can you tell me please?"

"Okay until you came."

"H-"

Nakahara Chuuya

"Chibi~! I've been waiting for you~" Dazai smiled.

"Osamu, do you love me really?" 

Dazai paused. "Of course why woudn't I? You're asking such a stupid question."

"Do you think I'm...human?"

"You're a human and always will be to me. I'm the one who's-"

Slap

Dazai widened his eyes.

"Shut up, that's the reason I hate you. You always say you aren't human. You are! Why the fuck will you think yourself as not human."

A tear fell from the ginger's eye.

Dazai hugged his short husband. "Okay...I'm sorry." and then planted a soft kiss on his lips.

I made this for fun  -v-