Obey Me

Sometimes the Inevitable Masquerades as the Accidental

Mammon: "Asmo, you bastard! Quite snugglin' up against Y/n! Go away, you moron!"

Asmodeus: "Excuse me? It's none of your business who I snuggle up to or get lovey-dovey with, now is it? And your constant yelling about it is annoying, to be honest."

Mammon: "I'll be annoying as I have to be... whatever it takes to get you off of Y/n! Get away get away get away GET AWAY!"

Asmodeus: "Uh, you never shut up, do you? Anyway, why should I listen to you? Who made you boss? Honestly, it doesn't even make sense."

Mammon: "Cause I was the first one Y/n made a pact with. You're the fourth! And that makes me Y/n's first cousin! So of course you should  keep your hands to yourself when I'm around, out of respect!"

Asmodeus: "Exuse me...what? Did you seriously just call yourself--"

Y/n: "GET OFF!"

Y/n struggles to get out of Asmo's grip.

Leviathan: "What do we have here...? Two idiots fighting over a normie? Pff, they can both keel over and die for all I care."

Luke: "What about you, Beel? I notice you aren't getting involved. But you're in a pact with Y/n too, right?"

Beel: "Too hungry right now. Don't feel like it."

Mammon: "ASMO...! YOU ROTTEN BASTARD...!"

Asmodeus: "Hey...! You just threw that pillow at my face, didn't you...? AAAAH! I can't take this anymore! I wish you'd just disappear! You can go burn in the fires of hell for all I care! If I could snap my fingers and send you there right now, I'd do it!"

Y/n starts to panic at that statement.

~Flashback~

A tall male is looking down at a five-year-old boy.

Male: "You stupid bitch! That was my favorite glass, how dare you break it!"

The boy whimpers as the male goes to hit him with a whip suddenly a flash of h/c runs by standing in front of her. A five-year-old boy with long h/c hair stands in front of her.

Boy 2: "Don't t-touch him!"

Male: "Do you want his beating instead, boy!"

The boy clings to his twin's arm.

Boy 1: *Whispering* "D-don't. I can take it."

Boy 2: "I won't let you touch her!"

~End of Flashback~

Simeon sighs.

Simeon: "Things are only going to escalate if nobody stops them."

Solomon: "Then why don't you stop them, Simeon?"

Simeon: "Hmm... I think I might wait a little longer and see how things go before stepping in."

Mammon: "That's--"

Y/n: "STOP! STOP! STOP!"

Y/n is crying as he tries to stand in front of Mammon but fails in the process. His tears blurred his vision.

Beel quickly picks him up and tries calming him.

Beel: "It's okay. I've got you. No one's being hurt..."

Beel continues to comfort him as Satan steps in.

Satan: "All right, you two, that's enough. Stop throwing pillows at each other. You're sending dust flying everywhere. You're scaring Y/n."