Obey Me

The Trump Card

Mammon: "All right, Y/n, it's time to pull out the big guns! Let's see how Levi here likes your trump card!"

Asmo: "Wow! It sounds to me like the gauntlet has just been thrown down! It would seem Y/n has some sort of trump to use against Leviathan! Perhaps now would be a good time to check in with our color commentator. Satan, what do you think this could be about?"

Satan: "Well, it's not at all surprising that Y/n would come into this with a secret weapon. He might be 10 but he's extremely smart. It seems that the advice I gave is about to pay some dividends. Excellent."

Asmo: "Just a minute... Satan, are you telling us that you provided aid to Y/n? How very wicked of you! I suppose this would be a good time to get your take on this as well, Beel." 

Beel: "If you want to hear what I have to say, it's going to cost you. Let's say one extra-large bowl of katsudon and some miso soup to go along with that."

Asmo: "OK, whose idea was it to invite Beel to this, huh?! He's done nothing but eat this entire time! In any event, if Y/n really does have --"

Y/n inches closer to Mammon.

Mammon: *whispering* "Hell no. If he attacks I don't want to be in his line of sight."

Asmo: "--a secret weapon, it could mean something that will make winning against Leviathan possible!"

Y/n takes a few steps to the left.

Asmo: "Perhaps we should hear what Y/n's opponent this about this. Tell me, Levi, what is running through your head right now?!"

Levi: "ROFLMAO! looooooooooooooooooooooooooool!"

Asmo: "Right... I have absolutely no idea what you are saying! But clearly, you don't see this as a threat. Got it!"

Y/n: *Mumbling loud enough that only Diavolo and the brothers hear* "He thinks it's funny."

Mammon: *Whispering*  "For the soundtrack."

Asmo: "So, what could this trump card of Y/n's be?! Let's find out!"

Y/n begins summarizing the plot of the yet-to-be-released TSL Volume 9.

Y/n: "Mammon, was this really a good idea?"

Mammon: "It was Beels' idea first."

Levi: "Wh...what? ...NO! That's insane... the Lord of Masks wouldn't do that to the Lord of Shadow. Lies, all of it! Pure Hogwash! Don't fool me by making up random stuff like that!"

Diavolo: "Hmm. Actually, Y/n doesn't appear to be lying as far as I can see."

Satan: "Levi, you know as well as I do that Lord Diavolo has the ability to discern whether someone is telling the truth."

Levi: "B-but no! Everyone online has been talking about how the Lord of Masks and the Lord of Shadows are totally going to make up... What you said CAN'T happen! It...it just --"

Y/n slowly backs up towards Mammon.

Y/n: *Whispering* "Your idea is going to get me killed."

Levi: "--CAN'T!"

Mammon: "Huh, so all that stuff Simeon told you was true then? How about that."

Y/n: "I figured, lying is a sin, so why would an angel lie?"

Mammon: "Still though, how is it that he knows all that?"

Asmo: "All right, um... Okay, I suppose that settles who the true TSL nerd is..." 

Levi: "I won't stand for this. All you did was stay up, one-night marathoning the DVDs."

Y/n: "And a 50-minute lecture you gave me about the books. I still have the notes lying around somewhere."