Diavolo: "Lucifer."
Lucifer: "Yes, Diavolo?"
Diavolo: "Did you choose the last exchange student?"
Lucifer: "No, but a kid signed up?"
Diavolo: "A child?"
Lucifer: "No, the parents did."
Diavolo: "Oooo! Choose the kid!"
Lucifer: "Why?"
Diavolo: "I want a child!"
Lucifer: "Why?"
Diavolo: I can dress them up in cute outfits! Set up playdates!
Lucifer: "Diavolo."
Diavolo: Take them out to eat. Give them all the attention they want. Ooo! I can give them a big room!
Lucifer: "Diavolo!"
Diavolo: "Huh?"
Lucifer: "Why?"
Diavolo: "Personal reasons."
Barbatos: "Are you sure it isn't because you want a child?"
Diavolo: *Trailing off* "Noooooo?"
Lucifer raises an eyebrow.
Diavolo: "Yes."
Lucifer: "If we were to accept the child, where would they be staying?"
Diavolo: "House of Levitation. Until I can get Barbatos to let me have the child."
Barbatos: "You cannot keep a child!"
Lucifer: "Okay..."
~Later~
Y/n: "Huh? Where am I?"
Y/n is in a place that looks kinda like a courtroom. Several individuals are watching him.
Diavolo: "Welcome to the Devildom!"
Y/n: "Ahh!"
Lucifer raises an eyebrow.
Y/n: "The Devildom...?"
Diavolo: "Yes, exactly the Devildom. I see you catch on quickly. Excellent. I'm Diavolo. Ruler of all demons, and all hear know of me."
Y/n: Big ego, huh?
Diavolo: "And someday soon, I'll be crowned king of the Devildom."
Y/n: The ego makes more sense.
Diavolo: "This is the Royal Acadamy of Diavolo. We just call it RAD."
Y/n raises an eyebrow at the name.
Y/n: "Where am I?"
Diavolo: "I'm getting there, kid. You're standing in the heart of Rad. Right outside the assembly hall."
Y/n: "Why am I here?"
Lucifer: *Under his breath* "Diavolo wanted to take care of a child."
Y/n: "Huh?"
Lucifer: "I'll explain everything to you."
Diavolo: "This is Lucifer-"
Y/n: "Cool!"
Y/n runs up to him.
Lucifer: "Uhh."
Diavolo: "Avatar of Pride, my most trusted friend."
Lucifer: "Flattery will get you nowhere, Diavolo-"
Y/n: "I wouldn't say that. My ma always said: If you flatter a person enough they might fall in love!"
Lucifer: "We offer you the most heartfelt welcome, Y/n."
Y/n: "Answer me, pwease?"
Lucifer: "Interesting. Must be because you are still a child-"
Y/n: "Did you know the human brain doesn't fully develop until the person is 25 years old."
Lucifer: "Diavolo wants us to..."
Diavolo: "Strengthen our relationship with the human world and Celestial realm."
Lucifer: "That's gonna go over her head to a degree."
Y/n: "You want to what?"
Lucifer: "Create friendships with the Celestial Realm and Human World."
Y/n: "Oh! Can I be your friend?"
Lucifer: "Sure kid-"
Y/n: "Can I call you Lulu?"
Lucifer: "Ahh?"
Diavolo: "Yes! Can I have a nickname too?"
Y/n: "Dia! Meaning 'day' or 'goddess'. It is a gender-neutral name of Spanish origin. "
Diavolo: "Eh, it works." Lulu. Lucifer is gonna kill someone if anyone else starts calling him that.
Lucifer: "As I was saying, at the end of the year, you'll write a few sentences describing your time here."
Y/n: "You demon!"
Lucifer: "What do you hope to gain pointing that out to me?"
Y/n pouts and glares at him.
Lucifer: "Don't glare at me. I'm not gonna abandon you by yourself. You need someone to look after you, and I think that someone should be Mammon. He's the Avatar of Greed and how should I put it...?"
Y/n: "Naive, bad lair, greedy, a kleptomaniac?"
Lucifer: "All of the above, but how do you know what a kleptomaniac is?"
Y/n: "My dad, would give me a dictionary whenever I was bored."
Lucifer: "Here it's a D.D.D. "
Y/n: "Ooh!" Y/n calls Mammon.
~Phone Call~
Mammon: Yooooo.
Y/n: Yooooo.
Mammon: Are you fooling around who are you?
Y/n: "I'm a hooman.
Mammon: A human? Geez, I was gettin' all chilly here thinkin' it was Lucifer again. Ya should've told me right away. So, what business does a human got with the Mammon?
Y/n: Let's be friends.
Mammon: Eh, What're ya even sayin'...? Ahh! I get it now, you're the other human-the new exchange student!
Y/n: Exchainge?
Mammon: Exchange student you swapped one school for another for a year. Good luck with that, see ya.
Y/n: LuLu called for you.
Mammon: Who?
Y/n: Lu-Luc-Lucifer! Yay! I did it.
Mammon: Pfft, whatever. Ya think THE Mammon would listen to ya just 'cause you're tryin' to scare me with that name.
~Off phone~
Y/n: *Whispering* "LuLu, Mama-mon isn't listening."
Lucifer: *Whispering* "Mam."
Y/n: "Ma'am."
Lucifer: "Mon."
Y/n: "Mon."
Lucifer: "Mammon."
Y/n: "Ma'am mon."
Lucifer: "Close enough."
~on Phone~
Lucifer: You've got 10 seconds. 9. 8.
Mammon: "Yes Sir!"
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Obey Me
FanfictionObey me reader insert. Y/n is a ten-year-old child going to RAD because Diavolo wanted a child. Male Version