Obey Me

The Movie Marathon

Mammon: "D'AAAH! Quit pullin' on me! Gr...dammit, lemme go! Let...me...go...this...instaAAAH...! D'ah! Ow! Hey, what the hell?! Ya coulda at least given me a little warning before lettin' go! I hit my head just now, ya know?! I can't believe you decided to go straight to Levi and ask him for the soundtrack... You really don't have any patience, do ya?! First of all..."

Y/n spaces out.

???: "Mammon, you jackass..."

Mammon: "What... Who said that?! I'm not a jackass, idiot, or a money-obsessed moron! Which you didn't call me, but still!"

Y/n: "Mammon, you idiot! That's Leviathan!"

Mammon: "So, where are you anyway?"

Y/n: "Probably in his room."

???: "You're making way too much noise, Mammon. Would you do me a favor, and not stand outside my door being loud. I'm in the middle-"

Y/n: "You missed Mammon getting dragged around the house like a dog."

Mammon: "What?!"

???: "Oh man. That would be a sight to see."

Mammon: "Levi, we need to talk to you. Get off your ass and come to the door!"

Y/n: "Stultissime! You can't insult him and expect him to talk to you."

Levi: "No."

Mammon: "See? See-"

Y/n: "Shut it, stultissime. Leviathannnnnnnn, I need to borrow your TSL Soundtrack. Also is Malleus with you?"

Levi: "No, and also no."

Mammon: "Ugh, come on... That was awful. You're not supposed to tell him why we're here. He's not the kind of guy who does favors if you ask him."

Y/n: "Why? If you do a favor for someone. They have to do something for you in return."

Solomon: "Hey, I was wondering-"

Y/n: "AHHHHHHHHHH!"

Levi: "What the hell?"

Y/n: "Malus Nequamque! I In Malam Crucem! Flagitium Hominis! Spurcissime! Sterculinum Publicum!"

Levi: "Since when did you know Latin?"

Y/n: "Forever!"

Solomon: "Should I be insulted?"

Mammon: "Yes."

Y/n: "Very."

Solomon:" Okay. Ouch, I didn't even know a ten-year-old could know such insults. Anyway, this is the pair everyone is talking about."

Mammon: "What do you mean by that?"

Solomon: "I'm referring to the rumor-"

Y/n: "What's a rumor, also what's a dunce? Mammon called me one."

Solomon: "Lucifer is going to kill you. A dunce is a person who is slow at learning; a stupid person and a rumor is a currently circulating story or report of uncertain or doubtful truth."

Levi: "He's not going to understand that. A rumor is things people make up about someone based on a small amount of information, which then gets talked about by everyone."

Y/n: "Oh."

Levi: "Generally a bad thing."

Y/n: *Sadly* "Oh."

Solomon: "Anyway, I'm referring to the rumor regarding a certain human by the name of Y/n-"

Y/n: "Hey, that's me!"