Link: .....who wants to go surfing?
Revali: OOh me me me!!! Pick me!
Link: ...hmm...nobody...
Revali: MEEE! LINK YOU BRATTTTT!
Link: I mean, I hear a few whispers but...hmm...
Revali: LINK!
Link: OKay fine, other than REVALI, who else?
Mipha: Eh I'm fine. I'm scared of sharks, and this beach is towards the southeast part of Hyrule...sharks lay around here. (Just play along with this weird info)
Daruk: wait...
Urbosa: You're scared of your BROTHER?
Mipha: ...*thinks for a moment* E-eh?! Well not like that! You know, those super scary sharks!
Mipha:
*insert shark photo*
(Quick A/N: As stupid as this sounds, I went to Google to find the shark image that Mipha was gonna send, so I searched 'scary deep sea sharks' and I actually got freaked out so that explains why there's no image here :( don't do it y'all)
Daruk: um.....that's kinda scary y'know
Urbosa: Well I'm not going to surf. Last time I went, I saw this scary face under the water and I don't think I have ever exited the water so fast in my whole entire life.
Link: Meh, fair enough, I only brought two boards with me. Revali, take the pink one
Revali: WHA! HOW CAN YOU DO THIS TO ME!
Link: Because, isn't pink your thing?
Revali: NO TIS NOT
Link: See, you're even turning pink...
Revali: S-stop!
Link: What's the magic word...?
Revali: Shut the f-
Mipha: LANGUAGE! Just because I'm not going surfing with you doesn't mean that you can cuss all you want. I can turn the tide against you if I wanted to.
Revali: ..... why are y'all ganging against me these days...
Urbosa: It's the golden age; the revolt against Revali! We call it the RAR operation.
Zelda: Isn't that like the Revolt Against Rome in ancient Israel? Y'know, when the plebeians refused to go under the patricians rule, and left Rome altogether? Then the patricians had to force the plebeians to come back, because without slaves, they were nothing. Since the plebeians didn't want to, the patricians promised them equal say and rights in everything. They also put the rules up on a BIG stone board in the marketplace! So now, this was the basic structure of society and its government system. The judicial branch and the legislative-
Daruk: Okay tiny princess, if there's one thing I hate, it would be reviewing sixth grade. Please stop. Also I can never get the government stuff correct.
Link: REVALI! I CHALLENGE YOU. A SURF-OFF!!
Revali: Oh it's on, sideburn boy!
Daruk: Fight! Fight! Fight!
Link: *smirks* Can you do... this?
Revali: Ha! With my eyes closed!!
Link: With one leg!
Revali: With no legs!
Link: With no SURFBOARD!
Mipha: Not sure if that's safe-
Revali: Watch me! Just watch!
Link: Oh yeah? *throws surfboard to the side* RAW TALENT! *surfing with his bare feet*
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