Kinkajou: ARE YOU READY
Kinkajou: FOR THE ROCK-PAPER-SCISSORS CHAMPIONSHIP
Kinkajou: OF THE JADE WINGLET?
Kinkajou: Hello, I'm Kinkajou and I'm your host for today's rock-paper-scissors championship. Whoever wins gets to run JMA for a day. Since I already did that, I am hosting!!
Kinkajou: Aight, let's get started. First up, we have... Winter of the IceWings! He's facing off with Moonwatcher of the NightWings! Someone brought up the Brinter thing again, so Moon is extra mad at Winter!
Winter and Moon: *take their starting positions*
Kinkajou: ROCK! PAPER! SCISSORS! SHOOT!
Winter: *fists turn to rock*
Moon: *claws turn to paper*
Moon: *slams her paper claws on Winter's rocks* TAKE THAT SUCKER NEVER TOUCH MY GIRLFRIEND AGAIN
Kinkajou: Aaaaand Moon secures her win with the Paper Talons of Doom! Next up is Turtle the SeaWing versus Peril the SkyWing!
Kinkajou: Peril, please don't fry my boyfriend, 'kay?
Peril: Sure!
Kinkajou: ROCK! PAPER! SCISSORS! SHOOT!
Peril: *claws turn into scissors*
Turtle: *claws turn into rocks*
Audience: *gaaaaaasp*
Kinkajou: WELL THAT WAS SURPRISING FOLKS! TURTLE IS SECRETLY A ROCK-PAPER-SCISSORS MASTERMIND! PERIL IS DEFEATED!
Kinkajou: Next up we have Turtle versus Moon! WHO WILL WIN?! Tune in next time to find out!
Kinkajou: Kinkajou out!
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A Year in the Lives of the Jade Winglet
FanfictionEvery day for a year I'll be writing a chapter in this book for every day of what I imagine the JW's lives to be like. On holidays I will drop the chapter the day before so I can celebrate!! The JW will play games, sing songs and naturally HAVE GREA...
