A/N AHHH OVER 350 VIEWS IS THIS EVEN REAL? I'm so so so so SO thankful for all of you who decided to come all this way with me. So here's to the people who actually read this chapter: when I get to 50 chapters, there will be a special update... hehehe >:}
*in the halls of JMA*
Kinkajou: *whispering into her handheld recorder* Hello, everyone. I'm Kinkajou, and this is my audio-scroll. Brilliance called it a... podcast? Anyway, today you will join me in stalking around Jade Mountain Academy, invisible, as we spy on ships.
Kinkajou: First up; Brilliwatcher! I think they're going to Possibility on date today... no one told me, though. Let's get stalking!
*timeskip to Possibility cause the Author did not feel like writing the flight there*
Brilliance: Ooh! Moon, wanna get iced tea?
Moon: Sure!
Brilliance: *twines her tail around Moon's*
Moon: *blushes and leans into Brilliance*
Kinkajou: Aww, isn't that adorable? I knew they'd be a good ship before they even did!
Kinkajou: Does anyone want Brilliwatcher merch? I'm mass-producing in my secret underground lair. There's hats, T-shirts, keychains and commemorative tea towels.
Brilliance: ...did you hear something?
Kinkajou: *holds her breath*
Moon: It was probably the wind.
Brilliance: I could have sworn I heard something about commemorative tea towels...
Moon: *laughs and smiles* Here, have some iced tea.
Brilliance: *smiles back* OK.
Brilliance and Moon: *sip their iced tea*
Kinkajou: OK, well, that's that. Let's move on.
*back at JMA*
Kinkajou: OK, we're stalking Qinter now. There's Qibli...
Qibli: *smiling nervously at a mango as he waits outside Winter's door*
Kinkajou: Isn't that his room too? Why doesn't he just go in there?
Kinkajou: Oh wait Winter's probably in there...
Winter: *comes out* Oh hi sand-snorter
Qibli: Heyyyyy how you doing?
Winter: *darkly* I am still traumatized from the Cowboy Hat Incident.
Qibli: Aw don't worry. You looked great in cowboy attire.
Winter: You looked better.
Qibli: Why, thank you! *kisses Winter*
Winter: *blushes*
Kinkajou: Let's go Qinter!
Winter: Who said that?
Kinkajou: Uh-oh. *flys away*
Kinkajou: Hey look, it's Riptide! I have a guess about who he's visiting hehe...
Tsunami: RIPTIDE!!!
Riptide: Hey Nam-Nam what's up?
Tsunami: *scowls and hugs him* Don't ever call me that again, Squid-Brain.
Riptide: Youuuu liiiiike iiiiiit
Tsunami: NO I DON'T
Riptide: *singsong* Nam-Nam, Nam-Nam, Nam-Nam-
Tsunami: *kisses him*
Riptide: That wasn't so hard now was it?
Tsunami: I should have never let you hang out with Deathbringer.
Kinkajou: Awwwww
Kinkajou: Well that's it for now, listeners. Stay tuned for the next episode of the Let's Stalk Ships podcast! I'm Kinkajou, signing off.
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A Year in the Lives of the Jade Winglet
FanfictionEvery day for a year I'll be writing a chapter in this book for every day of what I imagine the JW's lives to be like. On holidays I will drop the chapter the day before so I can celebrate!! The JW will play games, sing songs and naturally HAVE GREA...
