October 16- The VeChenzi Parting Gift Shopping Spree Goes Horribly Wrong

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A/N I should probably do a LSS soon...

Brilliance: We should get VeChenzi parting gifts!

Kinkajou: Great idea!

Qibli: Brilliant idea, in fact! *wink wink*

JW: *groans*

Brilliance: Never do that again.

Qibli: *pouts*

Kinkajou: Through the portal we go!

*in the Real World*

Brilliance: Ooo, a mall!

JW: *enters the mall*

Innocent humans just doin their shopping: *scream in fear and yeet out the exits*

Moon: I guess we get it to ourselves...

Peril: *claws are sinking into the floor as it melts* Um, guys?

Brilliance: I enchant this whole mall and all the items in it to be impervious to firescales.

Peril: Thank you!

Turtle: Where do we start?

Winter: It's so delightfully cold in here!

Qibli: *shivers* I hate it...

Moon: Buck up! Let's go find some top-notch parting gifts. Remember, if your partner is here it can be one gift from the two of you. Good luck!

Brilliwatcher: *heads to the candy section*

Qinter: *wanders up an escalator*

Turtlejou: *goes into the Nike shop*

Peril: *heads towards the food court*

*Brilliwatcher*

Moon: What kind of candy should we get?

Brilliance: What kind do you think VeCeilia and Chenzi will like?

Moon: No idea...

Brilliance: ...let's just get all of it.

Moon: Good call.

Brilliwatcher: *start furiously scooping all the candy into plastic bags*

*Qinter*

Qibli: ...where are we going?

Winter: I dunno. I thought you knew!

Qibli: Um... ooo, a store that sells pride flags!

Winter: Sure.

Qibli: *picks out a A/N @-Clovvrfields help me out here*

Winter: *chooses a gay flag bandanna and ties it around his neck and hands a bi flag bandanna to Qibli*

Qibli: Thanks! *puts it on*

*Turtlejou*

Kinkajou: What should we get them?

Turtle: I have no idea...

Kinkajou: Nike... Nike... NIKE...

Turtle: What are you doing?

Kinkajou: I'm trying to invoke the Greek goddess of victory, Nike.

Turtle: Oh! Try this. *yells at the top of his lungs* ADIDAS IS THE BETTER SHOE STORE!

Nike: *appears* I SHALL SMITE YOU PUNY SEA DRAGON

Kinkajou: Hi Nike!

Nike: Hi Kinkajou!

Turtle: ...why am I not surprised that you know the goddess Nike?

Kinkajou: Because I am able to do great things

Turtle: True.

Kinkajou: Hey Nike, wanna come meet my friends Chenzi and VeCeilia on the 20th of October?

Nike: Sure.

Kinkajou: K! Bye!

Nike: Bye! *poofs away*

Turtle: That was easy.

*Peril*

Peril: Hmm...

Peril: Maybe jewelry?

Peril: Ooo, these are nice necklaces... *picks up two matching amethyst necklaces*

Peril: Welp, problem solved!

*in Pyrriha*

Moon: Do we all have gifts?

JW: Yes!

Moon: Great! Mission accomplished.

Tsunami: Why are there a thousand bags of candy in your cave?

Moon: Um...

A/N XD

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