*in Webs's history class*
Webs: Up until present day, we were still figuring out the Lost Continent Prophecy, which meant ten brave dragons had to volunteer to fly across the ocean to Pantala, and there they-
Kinkajou: *slides a pineapple bazooka out of her Mary Poppins pouch*
Brilliance: Kinkajou no!
Kinkajou: Kinkajou yes! *takes aim and fires*
Everyone: *screams as pineapples explode everywhere*
Brilliance: WHAT WERE IN THOSE PINEAPPLES, KINKAJOU?
Kinkajou: OH YOU KNOW, A BIT OF GUNPOWDER, SOME FLAME CACTUS, THAT SORT OF THING!
Brilliance: KINKAJOU!
Tsunami: WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?
Everyone: *freezes*
Tsunami: ...pineapples?
Tsunami: KINKAJOU
Kinkajou: Am I that obvious?
The entire class + Webs and Tsunami: Yes.
Kinkajou: OK then. Detention?
Tsunami: Absolutely! But before you do that, clean up this mess.
Kinkajou: *salutes* Yes, ma'am!
Qibli: So... can the rest of us go?
Tsunami: No, you're all trouble. I don't need any more disasters today.
JW: NOOOOoooooOOOOOOOOoo
*in the detention cave*
Qibli: KiNkAjOu WhY?
Kinkajou: Sorry!
Poinsettia: Just popping in for a minute!
Moon: *growls*
Poinsettia: Oh dear, you're still not over the whole I-faked-the-death-of-your-girlfriend thing. Pity.
Moon: WHAT- NO!
Poinsettia: *quickly steals Brilliance's phone and leaps out the window* Au revoir!
Kinkajou: How come everyone knows French all of a sudden?
Me, in my fanfiction cave, 2,00000 miles away: Hehehe...
Brilliance: *summons her laptop and opens the tracking app* She's taken my phone back to the rainforest...
Moon: Then we need to follow her and steal it back!
Brilliance: Absolutely!
Qibli: Are you sure that's a good idea?
Brilliance: Can I help it if she stole my phone?
Qibli: ...I guess not.
Kinkajou: Perfect! A heist! I know exactly who to call...
*cue Chenzi, VeCeilia, Sundew and Luna walking into the cave in slow-motion, wearing sunglasses and bomber jackets with epic heist music playing in the background*
Winter: ...wut.
A/N HEIST! XDDD
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A Year in the Lives of the Jade Winglet
FanfictionEvery day for a year I'll be writing a chapter in this book for every day of what I imagine the JW's lives to be like. On holidays I will drop the chapter the day before so I can celebrate!! The JW will play games, sing songs and naturally HAVE GREA...
