August 13- Just, You Know, Breakfast

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Kinkajou: *singsong* Riiiiiise and shiiiiiiine, my friends!

Brilliance: Uuuuuugh nooooooooo

Moon: *yawns* Morning!

Kinkajou: Brilliance? Brilliance! BRILLIANCE!

Brilliance: OK, I'm awake, I'm awake.

Kinkajou: Let's go wake up the others!!

Moon: Uh are you sure that that's a good ide- aaaaaand she's gone.

Brilliance: Is she always like that?

Moon: Yes.

*In Winter, Qibli and Turtle's cave*

Kinkajou: WAKE UP SLEEPYSNOUTS! IT'S MORNING AT JADE MOUNTAIN ACADEMY!

Qibli: Good morning, Kink!

Turtle: Hi!

Winter: Uuuuuuughhhhhhhh go away *buries head in Turtle's seaweed pillow*

Kinkajou: *bounds out of the cave*

Everyone else: *follows her slowly*

Kinkajou: *arrives in Peril's cave* GOOOOOOOD MOOOOOOORNING, PERIL!

Peril: GRRRRRRRRRR

Everyone: *backs away slowly*

Kinkajou: Anyway, it's time for BREAKFAST! *bounds away*

Everyone else: *tries to keep up*

*a few minutes later*

Kinkajou: Pineapple, pineapple, wherefore art thou pineapple?

Mindreader: *calmly eating his pig*

Kinkajou: HEY MINDREADER CAN I GET A FAVOUR?

Mindreader: Uh... hey Kinkajou. What kind of favour?

Kinkajou: *whispering confidentially* Can you please read Moon's mind?

Mindreader: Oooookay... what do I get out of this?

Kinkajou: Uh... Brilliance?

Brilliance: Yeah?

Kinkajou: Could you give Mindreader something in return for reading Moon's mind?

Brilliance: I guess I could put a good word in with... THE AUTHOR...

Kinkajou: Sure, sure. How 'bout that, Mindreader?

Mindreader: OK, I guess

Mindreader: *closes his eyes* Um... she's thinking... about how nice it is to eat a chicken for breakfast...

Kinkajou: *whispering* Brilliance, go talk to her.

Brilliance: Sure!

Brilliance: Hi Moon!

Moon: Oh um hi Brilliance!

Mindreader: Now she's thinking about how cool Brilliance's scales are and now nice she is and how beautiful she looks...

Kinkajou: YAS THE SHIP HAS SAILED! Thanks, Mindreader. As you were.

Moon: Which ship?

Kinkajou: Oh nothing! *smiles nervously*

Kinkajou: *talking into a handheld recorder A/N no idea where she got that...* Brilliwatcher day one. This should be guuuuuuuuud.

*curtain closes on this scene and opens to reveal Qibli and Winter who snuck off into the underground lake cave*

Qibli: I love this lake, don't you?

Winter: I suppose.

Qibli: *mischievous look*

Winter: Don't you dare, sand-snorter!

Qibli: *pushes Winter into the lake and runs away*

Winter: I'LL GET YOU SAND-SNORTER MARK MY WORDS!!!!

*curtain closes on this scene*


A/N There will be more Qinter in tomorrow's chapter ;) Hope you liked it!


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