September 22- We Risk Breaking the Fourth Wall and Introduce the JW to Wattpad

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Me: Hello, Jade Winglet.

JW: Hi neon_aster

Me: I have something SUPER COOL to show you!

Kinkajou: SWEEEEEEET

Winter: Ugh, no.

Me: I'm getting you all Wattpad!

Moon: What's that?

Me: Sooooooon you shall seeeeeeeeeee

*Kinkajou = ThatPineappleShipper     Moon = imma_mindreader     Winter = snarkysnowbank Qibli = dried_lizard_ice_cream     Peril: HawtScales    Brilliance: glowongurl    Turtle: The_puddle*

Me: OK you all now have accounts on Wattpad. *teleports the JW into the Wattpad universe*

ThatPineappleShipper: Ooooo Glorybringer my OTP!!!

snarkysnowbank: I commit suicide?!

dried_lizard_ice_cream: Please don't

imma_mindreader: Look what I found!

ThatPineappleShipper and glowongurl: What?!

imma_mindreader: A Year in the Lives of the Jade Winglet! It's about us!

Me: OH NO OH NO OH NO OH-

The_puddle: What's that chapter, there?

ThatPineappleShipper: Um- it's the time we had the Pineapple Revolution!

imma_mindreader: OH MY MOONS THIS IS OUR ACTUAL LIFE!!

The_puddle: My whole life was a lie!!

HawtScales: What the hell?

Me: OK time to go! *teleports everyone out of Wattpad and make them forget that happened*

Me: *disappears*

Brilliance: So what should we do today?

Moon: Huh, I could've sworn I saw neon_aster...

Me: I'm noooooot heeeeeeeeere

Moon: Yes. Yes, I did see neon_aster.

Me: Aw man!

A/N OOF. Apologies for the super-short chapter. Bye now!

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