Me: Hello, Jade Winglet.
JW: Hi neon_aster
Me: I have something SUPER COOL to show you!
Kinkajou: SWEEEEEEET
Winter: Ugh, no.
Me: I'm getting you all Wattpad!
Moon: What's that?
Me: Sooooooon you shall seeeeeeeeeee
*Kinkajou = ThatPineappleShipper Moon = imma_mindreader Winter = snarkysnowbank Qibli = dried_lizard_ice_cream Peril: HawtScales Brilliance: glowongurl Turtle: The_puddle*
Me: OK you all now have accounts on Wattpad. *teleports the JW into the Wattpad universe*
ThatPineappleShipper: Ooooo Glorybringer my OTP!!!
snarkysnowbank: I commit suicide?!
dried_lizard_ice_cream: Please don't
imma_mindreader: Look what I found!
ThatPineappleShipper and glowongurl: What?!
imma_mindreader: A Year in the Lives of the Jade Winglet! It's about us!
Me: OH NO OH NO OH NO OH-
The_puddle: What's that chapter, there?
ThatPineappleShipper: Um- it's the time we had the Pineapple Revolution!
imma_mindreader: OH MY MOONS THIS IS OUR ACTUAL LIFE!!
The_puddle: My whole life was a lie!!
HawtScales: What the hell?
Me: OK time to go! *teleports everyone out of Wattpad and make them forget that happened*
Me: *disappears*
Brilliance: So what should we do today?
Moon: Huh, I could've sworn I saw neon_aster...
Me: I'm noooooot heeeeeeeeere
Moon: Yes. Yes, I did see neon_aster.
Me: Aw man!
A/N OOF. Apologies for the super-short chapter. Bye now!
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A Year in the Lives of the Jade Winglet
FanfictionEvery day for a year I'll be writing a chapter in this book for every day of what I imagine the JW's lives to be like. On holidays I will drop the chapter the day before so I can celebrate!! The JW will play games, sing songs and naturally HAVE GREA...