October 25- Tsunami Regrets Her Life Choices... Again

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*in cave deep in JMA*

Tsunami: *tied upside down to a stalactite and gagged*

Kinkajou: *lights five candles*

Moon: *draws a pentagram*

Winter: *clears throat* I, Winter of the IceWings, open the walrus blubber soap summoning! Age, demon- culo! Veni! Vocatus es!

*from inside the pentagram portal, a large cake of walrus blubber soap rises slowly out, glowing with eerie red light*

Qibli: *rips off Tsunami's gag*

Tsunami: Well this isn't a cult at a- *the walrus blubber soap is shoved into her mouth* MMPH!

JW: SURGE, DEMON- CULO! SEDE IN ORE INIMICORUM NOSTRORUM IN AETERNUM!

Clay: *pokes his head in* ...what's going on in here?

JW: *slowly turn around to face him*

Tsunami: MMMMMMMMMMPHF! NMF HMPH BMMMMMMMMMPHPHPH!

Clay: ...

Clay: Detention, all of you. Now. For a month.

JW: Awwwww. *exit the room*

*in the detention cave*

Brilliance: Moon, Kinkajou and I need to bust out of here for our date dare.

Peril: *burns the door*

Tsunami: *from down the hall* PERIL!!!

Peril: *whispers frantically* Go, go, go!

Kinkajou: *shifts to camouflage*

Kinkajou and Brilliwatcher: *quickly fly out of the detention cave*

Tsunami: WHERE ARE MOON AND BRILLIANCE?

Qibli: Uh... no idea...

Tsunami: HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM *narrows her eyes*

*in Possibility*

Brilliwatcher: *sitting at a cafe table in awkward silence bc they KNOW Kinkajou is there*

Kinkajou: *snaps a picture*

Brilliwatcher: ..................

Kinkajou: *completes a tea-towel order and sends it to -Clovvrfields*

Brilliwatcher: ...........................................

*back at JMA, in the interrogation cave*

Tsunami: *pacing back and forth* So.

Winter: So what?

Tsunami: SHUT UP I ASK THE QUESTIONS HERE I'LL SERIOUSLY EXPELL YOU

Tsunami: *takes a deep breath* What were you doing on Saturday at four o'clock when the crime was committed?

Qibli: It's Tuesday...

Tsunami: *glares at him* SHUSH

Turtle: Uh... I was reading a scroll in my cave?

Tsunami: A LIKELY STORY

Winter: I was doing... stuff.

Qibli: *winks* I'm stuff.

Winter: Shutupshutupshutup!

Peril: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Tsunami: FOCUS!

Peril: I was yelling at Coconut for leaving his homework in the hall again.

Clay: That's true.

Tsunami: WELL- *trails off* UM...

Tsunami: You are found innocent. We now discharge you.

Sunny: Though I would like to talk to Qibli and Winter about this stuff...

Peril, Qinter and Turtle: *zoom out of the cave at top speed*

Sunny: *sighs*

*Possibility*

Brilliwatcher: .............................................................................

Kinkajou: This is boring. I'm going home.

A/N Um... haha...

Sorry it's been a while since I've updated, I've been really busy with school and I recently got my Covid booster and have been feeling pretty awful :(

But I'm better now, and I promise I'll try my hardest to catch up! Thanks for being so patient! Love you all lots! <3

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