The seagull: *does not know that fiery death is chasing it, and continues flying serenely towards the ocean*
Peril: I feel like char-roasted seagull for dinner tonight...
Kinkajou: Even I, the vegetarian, would make an exception for that.
Peril: On a happier note, Brilliance, Moon, Winter and Qibli should be back to their old selves.
Kinkajou: Yep! But our quest for vengeance is more important.
Peril: Agreed.
Kinkajou and Peril: *continue chasing the seagull*
*five minutes later bc I'm lazy*
Peril: Quick, Kink, grab the hard drive! *punches the seagull*
The seagull: *drops the hard drive and goes up in flames*
Peril: HA! FIERY DOOM: ONE! SEAGULL: ZERO!
Kinkajou: *dives for the hard drive* I got it! *misses* ...I don't got it.
Kinkajou and Peril: *swoop down towards the forest*
Peril: You land, I'll keep watch. I don't wanna start a forest fire.
Kinkajou: Sounds like a plan!
Me: *appears* Peril, here, for this chapter you can control your firescales, cause we all wanna see your fiery vengeance being wreaked. *disappears*
Peril: *turns down her firescales* Sweet! Shall we?
Kinkajou: Sure- OH THAT SCAVENGER HAS OUR HARD DRIVE!
Peril: MURDER!!!
Kinkajou and Peril: *chase the scavenger*
The scavenger: *terrified squeak* *slides under a bramble bush and continues running*
Kinkajou and Peril: *run headlong into the bramble bush*
Peril: YOW
Kinkajou: OuchouchouchouchOWIE
The scavenger: *trips*
Kinkajou: *pins it down with her tail and grabs the hard drive*
Kinkajou: AHA!
A/N You know what's coming...
Deathbringer: Ooo, shiny! *snatches the hard drive*
Kinkajou: DEATHBRINGER!!!
Peril: *shoots up out of the forest and turns firescales up to full blast*
Peril: *roars*
Deathbringer: *screams in fear and drops the hard drive into the lake*
Kinkajou and Peril: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
Peril: Wait is it waterproof?
Kinkajou: Well, yes...
Peril: Let's go get it.
Kinkajou and Peril: *dive into the lake*
A trout: *swallows the hard drive*
Peril: *outraged noises*
Kinkajou: *grabs the trout*
*on the beach*
Peril: *turns off firescales and not-very-neatly guts the trout*
Kinkajou: *picks up the hard drive* Let's go back to JMA.
Peril: Good idea...
*camera switches to Turtle in JMA*
Turtle: *quietly reading a scroll about psychopath RainWings*
Kinkajou and Peril: *burst in, dripping wet, covered in ash and fish guts and tiny scratches and pieces of bramble*
Turtle: *looks up*
Turtle: What happened to you?
Kinkajou: Well...
A/N XDD FIERY VENGEANCE!!! I never realized what a #DreamTeam Peril and Kinkajou are...
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A Year in the Lives of the Jade Winglet
FanfictionEvery day for a year I'll be writing a chapter in this book for every day of what I imagine the JW's lives to be like. On holidays I will drop the chapter the day before so I can celebrate!! The JW will play games, sing songs and naturally HAVE GREA...
