Imagines ( All my favorite guy candy)

Rules * August Alsina*

I jus found dis fine ass girl she a real one. Ha head is mean and dat pussy game lawd jesus make a nigga wanna write a thank you card for ha parents. Saying thank you for bussin dat fat nut so you could create a fine ass daughta like dat. I pulled out my phone to call ha

Kailey: hey baby

August: sup ma wat you doing

Kailey: nothing just chilling with david

August: um who da fuck is david

Kailey: my brother

August: yo brother or my fake brother that wanna fuck meh on da low

Kailey: um my brother

August: we going to maury I need to see da DNA Test . I don't trust da shit

Kailey: you serious

August: as serious as lebron is a sore lossa

Kailey: um okay he grew up with me

August: well dat good so yall grown so tell him he can make his exit now

Kailey: really august

August: speakin of dat I got sum otha rules

Kailey: ( rolls eyes) like wat

August: okay yo momma and daddy togetha still

Kailey: yup just celebrated their 40th anversary

August: awe dats so cute but tell yo daddy you got to call em father from now on. Im da only nigga you call daddy got it

Kailey: um I guess I could do that

August: see dats why I made ya my babeh

Kailey: ( smile) anymore

August: you said you got a little brotha too

Kailey: yeah marcus hes four

August: ight so four year old is enouh to be on his own. I don't want him bringin his friends round , dey gone try some shit. So tell him I got some boxes and Ill get him a place. fill da bitch up wit freeze pops and hotwheels .....hello hello

She gone hang up on meh oh hell nah I called ha back

Kailey: hello

August: I guess da call dropped cuz you wuz gone

Kailey: you just told me to evict my little four year old brother. Nigga im done the dick was bomb but yo ass is crazy

Damn I guess no girl can handle bein with a real nigga oh well bac to black people meet . come go I say as I pull out my phone . maybe I should go to christan mingle cuz church girls be freaky as hell.