Heather's Diary

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Saturday, 19 May 2007

Dear diary,
I'm on a boat right now heading to a 5 STAR resort!!!! I'm going to be on a reality tv show, and I have a chance to win 100,000 dollars. I bought this diary to write about my fabulous experience being famous. I'm so excited to finally get away from my stupid family, and when I win, my siblings will be SO jealous. I can't wait to brag about how much I've been doing here when I get back. I can already taste it: mani-pedis, spa days, massages! I'm so excited! This boat ride is making me sick, so I'll write later
xoxo, Heath

Dear diary,
This place wasn't like it seemed AT ALL. It's like a crappy summer camp. The cabins are trashy, and the bathrooms are god awful. The host is a psycho, and everyone else there just sucks. There's this weird goth girl, an obese eating machine, and a loud mouthed girl from the ghetto or something. I can't stand it here! I tried to go home, but I have to stay because of the stupid contract! The host, Chris McLean, made us do a super dangerous challenge. We literally had to jump off a 1,000 ft cliff, NO JOKE. Then we had to build a stupid hot tub. I can't believe this is even legal!!! I'm seriously going to sue once I win all the money. My parents must be trying already. They wouldn't let this happen to ME for too long. The only good news is that my team won. We're called "The Screaming Gophers" and the other team is "The Killer Bass." Lame team names, but Chris is lame, so I shouldn't have expected anything else. If I'm stuck here, I think I should win. I WILL win. If I don't, someone's going to pay. I REFUSE to go through all this torture for nothing.
xoxo, Heath