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Incorrect quotes- Mumbo and Grian+some friends

Mumbo: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.

Grian : Absolutely not.

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Grian : Okay. I get it. You've had a really hard time lately, you're stressed out, seven people died-

Mumbo: Twelve, actually.

Grian : Not the point. Look, they're dead now and really whose fault is that?

Mumbo: Yours!

Grian : That's right: no one's.

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Mumbo: Can you keep a secret?

Grian: Do you know anything about my life?

Mumbo: No I do not. Good point.

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Grian : I can explain.

Mumbo: Can you?

Grian : If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.

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Mumbo, in a meeting: My policy is if you see something, say something.

Grian: I saw a squirrel in a tree today!

Mumbo, with the tone of someone who is used to Grian: Outstanding.

Mumbo: This is what I'm talking about people.

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Grian : Someone will die.

Mumbo: Of fun!

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Grian: Okay, help me please!

Mumbo: Got two words for you.

Grian: I bet they won't be helpful.

Mumbo: Your problem.

Grian: I was right.

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Grian : Can you please be serious for five minutes?

Mumbo: My record is four, but I think I can do it.

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Grian, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today!

Mumbo: *walks in covered with ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.

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Grian : Welcome, fellow idiots

Mumbo: Hello, Grian

Grian : No, no, not you, you're not an idiot

Mumbo: You underestimate me

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Grian : *holding a bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume?

Mumbo: *chugs entire bottle*

Mumbo: It's perfume.

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Grian : I'm a reverse necromancer.

Mumbo: Isn't that just killing people?

Grian : Ah, technicality.

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Grian : petition to remove the 'd' from Wednesday

Mumbo: Wednesay

Grian : Not what I had in mind, but I'm flexible

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Grian : How many kids do you have?

Mumbo: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?