Copycat (KNY x BNHA reader) [DISCONTINUED]

第41章

"Shush."

"hEarD wHat?" I whisper yelled.

Uzui then crouched down, facing the ground, and sheathed his swords.
"They're down here."

"Yeah thats what i was going to fucking tell you, dumba—"

"Sound Breathing, First Form: Roar!"

He threw his two swords down to the ground, causing a massive explosion and a (very loud) thunder-like sound.

I covered my ears a bit too late, and they were ringing far too much for comfort. Thankfully(or not), Uzui wasn't affected and quickly hopped into the pit he created.

If the demon jumps out to kill me right now, I'm going to haunt his himbo ass to the underworld.

Unfortunately I was not attacked by a hot demon lady during this moment of weakness, and the ringing stopped just in time for me to hear;

"...things are going to get real flashy!"

I stood up, furious.

"OI! BALD WALKING PRIDE PARADE!" I jumped into the pit, barely holding back the urge to bite the man like a rabid dog. "AT LEAST GIVE ME A WARNING! I'D GO DEAF!"

"Your fault for not leaving when I told you to." He picked his ear.

A black haired girl stopped me in my tracks— perfectly preventing me from freezing the sound pillar's ass into a Québécois Ice Sculpture.

She squeaked at my glare and hid behind Uzui, and a blonde with black streaks simply stared at me with her arms crossed.

"A-are you a demon slayer too?" The blackette cried, clinging to Uzui's shirt.

"Yes—" I grumbled, cancelling the use of Todoroki's quirk. "—and you two are the souls unfortunate enough to become this himbo's wife?" I asked, pointing at Uzui.

The blonde girl with black streaks looked at Uzui, then back at me. "Yeah, thats us."

"eXCUSE ME—"

"HEY! YOU PEOPLE!" Inosuke raged, pointing his swords. "THE WORM GOT AWAY WHILE YOU WERE CHATTING!"

"SHUT UP!" Uzui screeched. "MY WIVES DID A GREAT JOB SAVING PEOPLE! LET ME PRAISE THEM FIRST!"

He definitely didn't seem to be doing that though 🙄

"You praise people?!" I gasped dramatically. "Good to know that your ego isn't all too inflated."

"SHOW SOME RESPECT—"

Another loud explosion interrupted his words, but this time it was from much, much farther away.

Uzui quickly hugged his wives and told them to escape as we fought.

During this time, I pieced some information together.

"Ohh!" A lightbulbed flicked in my mind, and I began removing my outer layer of clothes.

"Why the fuck are you stripping." Uzui deadpanned.

I glared at him in a black tank top, which had a large open space in the back. Blowing a raspberry at him, and I faced Inosuke.

"Tanjiro didn't come on time because he's fighting the demon!" I proceeded to grab Inosuke and Zenitsu's arms as wings began to form on my back.

"We'll be going ahead, Bald Pillar!" I said, taking off into the air.

"What the hell." The blonde muttered, staring at our fading figure. The black-haired girl simply trembled.

"Don't think about it too much," Uzui hopped out of the pit. "Their stupid is contagious, and I can't have it getting to you two."