Astrids pov
What the hell do you think you're doing!? Astrid yelled to herself in her head First! The dad of your boyfriend walks in while having a hot make out session with his son, and then you go and say how good of a job he did with making a freaking offspring!
I am blushing mad, when I caught myself saying that. I am looking at my boyfriend whom is laughing his butt of with Stoick. "Haha wel thank you lass! I'd say so too!" The booming voice of Stoick echoed trough out the whole room. I chuckled nervously and took a glans at that handsome boy of mine. Hey, when I said that i meant it! And saw him winking at me.
I giggled and wrapped my arm around his waist, he draped his arm around my shoulders and pulled my closer. "I don't mind I like compliments, besides.... who could resist all.... this?" Hayden said while gesturing to himself with his free arm. "I can't that's for sure." I said while rolling my eyes with a grin on my face. Stoick was watching us with a twinkle in his eyes. "I must say son, she really is a beautiful lass and very smart. She's a keeper!" He said while putting a hand on Hayden's shoulder. I blushed at the compliment i was given, and of course, Hayden being the most dorky boyfriend of the word had to push it more. "I know right? I might not be her first love, that's for sure. But I'll be her last and I'm going to make sure of that personally. He said with a smug grin and kissing my temple.
I socked him in the shoulder and he laughed. "Wel i think I'll just leave you two love birds alone." Stoick said winking while walking away with a skip in his steps. "Gods! This is already the second time that someone walked in on us!" I said while face palming myself. Hayden only laughed and asked me: "But seriously? .... Good job?" Hayden tried to contain his laughter, but it didn't help and his body was making spasms. Making him look like a worm that's under electricity. "I was nervous okay! I'd like to see you try to make yourself look good to my mother if she walks in on us while having a make out session!" That made him shut up. Good. "Hehe... never mind." He said and looked the other way. "Ok babe, let's go to the mall. I'm bored." Hayden nodded and we walked to the car and were on our way to the mall, Hayden turned on the radio and then this happend... :
{My humps; Black Eyed Peas}
Hayden/Astrid
What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?
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Astrid's pov
Omg he didn't... i thought to myself... he looked at me with expecting eyes then I thought oh what the hell and i sang
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I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps (Check it out)
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Hayden's pov
I was driving and Astrid was singing, i may be driving but she was driving me crazy! I mean... wouldn't you be if your super hot girlfriend was making body rolls and swinging her hips, eyes closed and hands above her head. I had to tear my eyes off of her.... it is hard... just like something else.
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I drive these brothers crazy,
I do it on the daily,
They treat me really nicely,
They buy me all these ices.
Dolce & Gabbana,
Fendi and that Donna
Karan, they be sharin'
All their money got me wearin' fly
Brother I ain't askin,
They say they love my ass 'n,
Seven Jeans, True Religion's,
I say no, but they keep givin'
So I keep on takin'
And no I ain't taken
We can keep on datin'
I keep on demonstrating.
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Astrid's pov
I couldn't help but agree to the sentences i was singing. I knew i drive every boy crazy but to be honest.... i only want to drive MY boy crazy. And by the looks of it, i was succeeding.
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My love (love), my love, my love, my love (love)
You love my lady lumps (love),
My hump, my hump, my hump (love),
My humps they got you,
She's got me spending.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me and spending time on me.
She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me
What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
What you gon' do with all that ass?
All that ass inside them jeans?
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Hayden's pov
I was looking at her ass but i don't think she minded, in fact... i think she even stuck it out just a tad bit.... in THOSE jeans.
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I'm a make, make, make, make you scream
Make you scream, make you scream.
Cos of my hump (ha), my hump, my hump, my hump (what).
My hump, my hump, my hump (ha), my lovely lady lumps (Check it out)
I met a girl down at the disco.
She said hey, hey, hey yea let's go.
I could be your baby, you can be my honey
Let's spend time not money.
I mix your milk wit my cocoa puff,
Milky, milky cocoa,
Mix your milk with my cocoa puff, milky, milky riiiiiiight.
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Astrid's pov
I couldn't help but think: Hot damn he is soo HOT. Because Hayden was on the moment doing something with his arms that made him look like a bad boy.
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They say I'm really sexy,
The boys they wanna sex me.
They always standing next to me,
Always dancing next to me,
Tryin' a feel my hump, hump.
Lookin' at my lump, lump.
You can look but you can't touch it,
If you touch it I'ma start some drama,
You don't want no drama,
No, no drama, no, no, no, no drama
So don't pull on my hand boy,
You ain't my man, boy,
I'm just tryn'a dance boy,
And move my hump.
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Hayden's pov
I was really agreeing with the things she was saying and couldn't hold it in anymore, i reached out and gave her ass a light slap. She laughed and just continued her hypnotising dance.
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My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.
My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
My lovely lady lumps (lumps)
In the back and in the front (lumps)
My lovin' got you,
She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me and spending time on me.
She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me.
What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
What you gon' do with all that ass?
All that ass inside them jeans?
I'ma make, make, make, make you scream
Make you scream, make you scream.
What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk,
Get you love drunk off this hump.
What you gon' do wit all that breast?
All that breast inside that shirt?
I'ma make, make, make, make you work
Make you work, work, make you work.
(A-ha, a-ha, a-ha, a-ha) [x4]
She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me and spendin' time on me
She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me.
We laughed at each other and she kissed my cheek. I grabbed her hand and drove with the other while intertwining our hands on my lap. We drove to the mall and walked to the stores.
A/N
Hey guys! I hope you liked that? No? Wel... i don't care because I'm still continuing it XP
See ya and always keep smiling!
~ Cheshire ~
