wish you were gay | billie eilish

6 | oblivious

"whaaaaat? you guys didn't have to do this," i said in shock and aw.

"are you kidding?" drew said. "you deserve it after the past week you've had."

"yeah," billie agreed. "we just want you to take your mind off shit."

bout an hour ago, i got a text from billie telling me to come over in my pajamas within an hour. so i walk into her place to her and drew with an entire sundae bar and movies set up. true friends fr.

"y'all just want me to get in trouble," i chuckled as i grabbed the pint of mint chocolate chip ice cream.

"i just can't believe you eat that nasty shit," billie made a disgusted look.

"don't judge me eilish," i pointed. "what movie are we watching?"

"whatever you want," billie shrugged.

"your documentary," i smirked.

"huh?" billie's eyes got wide.

"yeah i heard you got one out, let's see it."

"um how bout another time," she nervously chuckled.

"well til y'all figure that out, here lani," drew handed me a gift.

"what's this?" i looked at her while i pulled the tissue paper out.

drew started laughing though.

i pulled out a box, then turned it around. my eyes got wide. "drew!" i exclaimed in laughter.

"oh my god," billie's eyes got wide. "you got her a fucking rose?" she laughed.

"you're single now so i figured it wouldn't hurt," drew shrugged in laughter.

"it definitely won't. thank you girl," i posed with it, making them laugh.

"how long has it been?" drew asked.

"since i've had sex? i've only been out here like 2 weeks? so i'd say bout 2 and a half weeks ago." i explained. "jacob and i had sex like a few days before i left."

"that's it? if i was him i would've been hitting that everyday til you left," billie said with her eyebrows furrowed.

"oh my god," i laughed. "i bet you've been getting your shit hit everyday huh?" i looked at billie.

"actually no," she shook her head.

"really? from the way you talk, i presumed you to be a total freak."

"oh i'm a total sex animal," she chuckled.

"so when was the last time you had sex?"

"um about two weeks ago," she scratched the back of her neck.

drew glanced at billie then at me.

"and why is that billie?" drew smirked.

billie glared at drew. "you're playing a dangerous game my dear."

"wow b i'm surprised a freak like you is going that long," i chuckled.

"i just haven't been feeling it with him if i'm being honest," she shrugged.