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Yannick: What even is your type?

Colin : I don't... I don't have a type. I... Just. Men.

Yannick, nodding : Big mood.

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Mattéo : You have no idea what I'm capable of!

Stéphanie : Don't take it personally, but I feel like I'm being threatened by a cupcake.

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Nicolas : You're straight, right?

Fouzi : Oh god, no. Please tell me what I did to give you that impression so I can stop doing it forever.

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Louana : I hate you with every inch of my body!

Maxime : Well, that's not a lot of inches.

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Colin : A girl just asked me out.

Olga : Okay... Ooh, free dinner.

Colin : André, I don't like girls.

Olga : You like dinner.

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Ambre : I don't give a damn.

François : You give so many damns they're visible from space.

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Pauline : Am I the only straight one here?

Louana : I've seen the way you look at Ambre. You're not even that straight.

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Maxime : What happened between me and Fouzi was a complete secret.

Maxime : So, naturally, the whole France knows about it.

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Everytime I look in the mirror, God looks back.

Ambre

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Maxime : I want a big, strong man.

Fouzi :

Maxime : Who's a brunette...

Fouzi :

Maxime :... With a rugged beard.

Fouzi, tearing up : If you want François so bad just say so.

Maxime : OH FOR FUCKS SAKE