Koh Lanta got me joking at 1am

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Christelle : Why is Karima always doing the laundry so loudly?

Alix : So everyone knows that no one helps in this house.

Karima, in the distance : [Slams the washing machine shut]

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Laurent : Beauty is in the eyes of whoever is looking at me.

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Someone : Daichi what do you want to do with your life?

Loïc : Wtf that's gross I'm 10

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Freddy : What are you doing ?

Claude, digging through a jar of M&M's and putting some in a separate bowl : Coumba really likes the green one, so I'm separating them.

Freddy : Aww, that's so sweet !

Claude : What ? No, I plan to eat them in front of her and then run.

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Denis : What do you want for dinner ?

Clémentine : Updog.

Candice : *Dabs*

Clémentine : No, wait until he asks what it is.

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Jade : This is not gonna work.

Sam : Why didn't you say it before ?

Jade: I DID say so before !

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Cindy : Don't do anything stupid before I get back.

Maxime : How can I ? You're taking all the stupid with you.

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Alexandra : Can I get some advice?

Clémentine : I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

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Patrick : Are you a big spoon or a little spoon?

Claude : I'm a knife.

Laurent, from across the room : He's a little spoon!

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Coumba : Clémence and I have that sort of easy going Chemistry where we finish each other's-

Clémence : Sentences.

Coumba : Please don't interrupt me.