Phil : Unfortunately for everybody I will keep doing whatever I want.
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Jade : Why is your back all stratched up ?
Sam : *Flashes back to him chasing a raccoon after Loïc told him to leave it alone*
Sam : I'm having an affair.
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Coumba : Everyone should thank me because as bad as I am, I am holding myself back from being much worse.
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Claude : We all have that one person who ruins your day by being alive.
Alix : Namadia.
Namadia : Alix.
Christelle : For me, it's myself.
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Clémence : You attract what you fear.
Candice :
Candice : Well, Karima scares me so-
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Laurent : We need more excitement in our lives.
Martin : Being married to you is all the excitement I can handle in my life.
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Claude : I have a plan.
Sam : Does it involve us not getting in trouble ?
Claude : I said I have a plan, not a miracle.
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Namadia : This has been a long day, I'm going to bed.
Alexandra : It's 9am, you've been awake for an hour.
Namadia : Good night.
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Maxime : Who wins the quarrels ? Karima or you ?
Ugo : Karima and me don't argue, she tells me to shut up and I do.
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Cindy : Why does Freddy call you babygirl ?
Claude : How about we stop talking for a little while-
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Koh Lanta got me joking at 1am
فكاهةKoh Lanta mais sans mes One Shots, les blagues de merde restent par contre.
