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Louana : You mock my pain!

Ambre : Life *is* pain, Louana. Anyone who says differently is selling something.

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*Before a 5-a-side match*

Jean-Phi : Surrender!

François : You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept.

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Colin : We need to remember what's important in life. Friends, Schnitzels, and work. Or Schnitzels, Friends, work. It doesn't matter. But work is third.

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Ambre : When people get too chummy with me, I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don't really care about them.

Olga : That's a genius move.

Ambre : Thank you.

Olga : You're welcome, Pauline.

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*After a long day of survival*

Olga : Good night, guys. Good work, sleep well, I'll most likely kill you in the morning.

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Nicolas : François?

François : What?

Nicolas : I hope we win.

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Bastien : Sometimes he takes things entirely literal. Metaphors go right over his head.

François : Nothing goes over my head. My reflexes are excellent and I would catch it.

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Géraldine : Who accidentally droped their cellphone into their soup?

Fouzi : It wasn't an accident. I wanted to see if it could float.

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Anne-So : Let me ask you something. I'm hot.

Olga : Is that a question?

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Maxime : Louana, when I die, I don't care who else is at my funeral as long as you're there.

Louana : Of course I'll be there. The murderer always shows up to throw off the police.