Koh Lanta got me joking at 1am

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Candice : *sees tall person*

Candice's Brain : Jump in their arms.

Candice : Why?

Candice's Brain : You Gotta.

Candice : *Immediately complies*

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Teheiura : What's your favorite cop movie?

Claude : Robocop. It's got everything I like : Gratuitous violence.

Teheiura : Oh, I thought you were listing things.

Claude : I was. I'm done.

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Alix : Here you go, nice hot cup of coffee.

Mathieu : It's cold.

Alix : Nice cup of coffee.

Mathieu : It's horrible.

Alix : Cup of coffee.

Mathieu : I'm not even sure this is coffee.

Alix : Cup.

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Loïc : I mean, small creatures are way more vicious when angered. It's because their anger has less space to be bottled up in.

Sam : That can't be right! Give me one good example.

Loïc : Wasps.

Loïc : Terriers.

Loïc : You.

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Candice, stroking Karima's hair : You're so cute.

Karima, sleepily : I could beat the shit out of you.

Candice, lovingly : I know.

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Laurent : You remind me of the ocean.

Coumba : Because I'm deep and mysterious?

Laurent : No, because you're salty and you scare people.

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Clémentine : Is that a hickey?

Ugo : No, it's a mosquito bite.

Freddy, entering the room : Hey, gu--

Clémentine : Hey, mosquito.

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Claude : You look tired.

Denis : Yeah, I'm tired of your shit.

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Phil : I can't believe you and Freddy broke the bed last night.

Maxime : It must have been wild.

Loïc : Ahah... Yeah...

[Last Night]

Loïc : Bet you can't jump high enough to touch the ceiling!

Sam : Try me.

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Denis : Dominik, can I speak to you for a minute? In private.

Claude : Oooh, someone's in trouble!

Denis :

Claude : It's me. I don't know why I did that.