Colin : I hate going into the kitchen to find out I'm the only snack in the house.
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Jean-Charles : In your opinion, what's the height of stupidity?
François, yelling : Hey Nicolas, how tall are you?
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Maxime : I think I'm falling for you. *winks*
Fouzi : Get up.
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Pauline : You're pretty cute when you're nice.
Ambre : What am I when I'm not nice?
Pauline : Hot as fuck.
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Maxime : You should lock your door. There's horrible people out there.
Louana : There's horrible people right in here.
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Bastien, looking at his long hair : I just shouldn't be allowed to make decisions anymore.
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Olga : I'm willing to do a lot of things.
Olga : But admitting to Anne-So that I'm cold after she told me to bring a jacket isn't one of them.
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Ambre : Truth or dare?
Pauline : Truth.
Ambre : I dare you to kiss me.
Pauline : *kisses Ambre*
Géraldine : SHE DIDN'T EVEN CHOOSE DARE!
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François : Louana's a really good laser tag partner. She's tiny so she's allowed to push kids.
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Fouzi : Max, what are you doing?
Maxime : Making chocolate pudding.
Fouzi : It's 4am. Why are you making chocolate pudding?
Maxime : Because I've lost control of my life.
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Koh Lanta got me joking at 1am
HumorKoh Lanta mais sans mes One Shots, les blagues de merde restent par contre.
