François : Well, my first rule would be that no one can veto my rules.
Maxime : Well, that's called tyranny. And it's generally frawned upon.
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Ambre : We have fun, don't we, Pauline?
Pauline : I have never been more stressed out in my entire life.
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Jean-Charles : Olga, I never doubted you for a moment!
Olga : Thank you Jean-Charles. You're lying, though, right?
Jean-Charles : Yes. I doubted you very strongly.
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Ambre, to Bastien: Burr, let's talk about this plan of yours. I think it's good, except it sucks. So let ME do the plan, and that way it might be really good.
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Maxime : I have an idea.
Fouzi : A good one?
Maxime : Let's not get ahead of ourselves.
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I recently joined the 2 step program. The first step is admitting you have a problem. The second step is ignoring it.
Nicolas
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Maxime : How's the most beautiful person in the universe doing?
Louana : I don't know, how--
Ambre, from across the room : I'm doing great, thanks.
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Jean-Charles : Why are you helping me?
Olga : Because my life right now is a mess, and I compulsively take care of other people when I don't know how to take care of myself.
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Géraldine : What the hell is wrong with you?
François : I have this weird self-esteem issue where I hate myself but still think I'm better than everyone else.
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Maxime : I'm like... Dropping hints that I'm single.
*Five minutes later*
Maxime, to Fouzi: I'm single.
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Koh Lanta got me joking at 1am
الفكاهةKoh Lanta mais sans mes One Shots, les blagues de merde restent par contre.
