Koh Lanta got me joking at 1am

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Nicolas : I'm thinking a spring wedding or maybe autumn. I don't want it to be too cold though.

Bastien : Hinti, we aren't even engaged.

Nicolas : SO THAT'S WHAT I FORGOT TO DO LAST NIGHT.

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Mattéo : I have conquered my fear of ghosts.

Stéphanie : That's the spirit.

Mattéo : Oh fuck where?

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Colin : Why does everyone always assume Anne-So is the one who has a plan? Maybe someone else has a plan?

Anne-So : Please, go ahead.

Colin : Oh no, that was hypothetical. I got nothing.

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Maxime : 99,9% of people here are stupid.

Maxime : I'm the 1%.

Louana : Don't you mean 0.1%?

Maxime :

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Fouzi : Honestly, when I'm walking down the street no one's ever like ''Hey, look it's Fouzi!''

Fouzi : I think they're just like, ''Whoaw! That tall child looks tired! Get some rest, tall child! You can't keep burning the candle at both ends!''

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Olga : I have a medical condition alright! It's called caring too much and it's incurable!

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Ambre : Hey, wanna hear something dirty?

Pauline : Always.

Ambre : The kitchen.

Pauline : What?

Ambre : You didn't do the dishes last night.

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Louana : I have a black belt.

François : In judo?

Louana : From Gucci.

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Fouzi : I like your new shirt!

Maxime : Thanks, it was 50% off!

Fouzi : I'd like it better if it was 100% off *winks*

Maxime : The store can't just give away clothes for free.

Fouzi : That's not--

Maxime : That's a terrible way to run a business Steven!

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Colin : Are we friends again?

Yannick : No.

Colin :

Yannick : We're brothers.

Colin : That was terrifying, don't pause like that!