Entire Princess's Lounge: *looks at Zelda*
Zelda: *doesn't care*
Fish Merchant: but only sometimes. and they're babies so it doesn't matter
Mipha: O-oh
Zelda: WHAT THE F*#$%@#$DID YOU FU**^^%$# SAY?????
Fish Merchant: I r- You're royal...high...ness?
Zelda: Get out.
Fish Merchant: leaves princess's lounge
Zelda: AND BY THAT I MEAN HYRULE! HURRY YOUR BUTT UP
Fish Merchant: *runs*
Zelda: Ugh. That is how you take care of busienss these days ladies and gentlemen
Everyone: *claps*
Urbosa: Little Bird, must we carry on
Zelda: fine
Link: OOH! POT SHOP!
Daruk: Little guy no-
Link: Hi sir how much is this pot
Pot Merchant: Ooh since you are the Hylian Champion and the Hero of Hyrule it'll set you off at 4 rupees a pot! 2 for the small ones, 3 for the medium ones, 4 rupees for the large ones, and 5 for a custom made one.
Link: *slams golden rupees down* Everything.
Pot Merchant: Even the custom?
Link: Yes. Do any design as long as it's not blue, white, or yellow.
Pot Merchant: and that'll be 4342 rupees
Link: Thank you
Link: *stuffs all in inventory and leaves*
Mipha: ...
Urbosa: ...
Zelda: ...
Daruk: ...
Revali: can we get a move on
Zelda: OMG IT'S A CROWN SHOP
Zelda: Why is everything 60000 rupees each
Link: I might have made a deal with the blacksmith
Zelda: *looks at Link*
Zelda: HOW COULD YOU! NOW NOBODY WILL BUY FROM HERE BECAUSE WHOEVER BUYS FROM HERE THE RUPEES WILL GO TO US AND 70 PERCENT TO THE MERCHANTS BUT STILL 30% TO USSSS LINKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
Link: well excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me princess
Zelda: shut up
Urbosa: Dang, Link got the power
Mipha: Don't encourage him!
Daruk: hey look! Rock roast drink for 1 rupee each
Revali: if it's that cheap it's probably a scam
Daruk: *drinks* EWWWW
Revali: what did i tell you
Daruk: IT'S ACTUALLY DIARRHEA IN A BOTTLE
Everyone but Daruk: ...disgusting...
Daruk: OKAY UHM IM GOING TO SUE THIS GUY
Link: WAIT YOU CAN DO THT
Daruk: Yes. You can sue people if your rank is high enough.
Link: THEN I SHOULD'VE SUED ALL THOSE PEOPLE FROM 10 YEARS AGO
Daruk: u know now the power of a champ
Urbosa: that was cringe
Revali: that was cringe
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