Jily oneshots

Baby, We're in Love

by Where The Stars End

Lily to James:

Lol. I just found another baby name. Guess I have to have four kids now. What's one more when you already have three?

James to Lily:

Listen four is the optimal number of children for Disney. No one gets left behind. You were a complete and utter fool for thinking three children is a good number.

Lily to James:

Listen, James

When YOU are the one pushing out a baby

Come to talk to me about having more

Or better yet ask your future girlfriend

She may not even like children

Or worse

She may not even like Disney

James to Lily:

How DARE you Lily. Like I could ever marry and possibly have coitus with a woman who doesn't like Disney?

Lily to James:

James why the FUCK did you say coitus? What are you a serial killer, good god.

James to Lily:

Listen,

…

I actually have no explanation

So

deal with it

But what is the new name?

Lily to James:

Okay so I already had the two names that I've been sitting on since I was ten. Lillyanna Rose and Amalie Rae. But listen to this beauty.

Rosemary Anne

James to Lily:

Ok that kind slaps though

What's your boy's names?

Lily to James:

Okay

So

Here is the thing

I HATE boys' names.

It's always like Chad or Foxxee then there is no normal in between! And if there IS an in between it's like Peter and I don't want to name my son after Peter! That's weird

James to Lily:

Okay boys names aren't THAT weird

Lily to James:

Okay

James FLEAMONT

James to Lily:

LISTEN

IT IS A FAMILY THING

IT'S NOT MY FAULT THAT MY DAD WAS NAMED FLEAMONT

THATS ON GRANDDAD

Lily to James:

So are you going to give your son the middle name of James?

James to Lily:

Actually yeah. I think it's a beautiful tradition.

Lily to James: